Midget for a day,what would you do first?

[~>Dg<~]

well dunno why it sprung into my head maybe that prog thats coming on channel 5 with the smallest guy in the world in a bag.if you were that small for a day what would you do first.

 

[Megahurtz400]

Walk around the park in the summer, through girls legs!

 

[fonzee]

kick myself in the head!!!

 

[shauncr91]

For some reason, first thing that came into my mind was roll down a hill

 

[leaskovski]

Run around headbutting people in the privates.

What the hell kinda thread is this? Is this what GD is all about these days?

 

[J1234]

Walk around the park in the summer, through girls legs!

This, as long as they are wearing skirts.

 

[Stinky]

kick myself in the head!!!

ooo good one!

 

[platypus]

Aww, I thought this was going to be an offer to have a midget slave for a day.

Anyway, depends how small. If small enough, find a girls locker room to inhabit.

 

[danza]

Tripod!

 

[bluesouljah]

You know, I'd just do little chores.

 

[Jono]

Freak people out like that funny little gnome man in Mexico.

 

[Jingo...]

Freak people out like that funny little gnome man in Mexico.

Definately. Probably buy a strange outfit and run around town leaving an air of petite mystery.

 

[Lummox]

Dress up as a penis and run round town.

 

[kai]

RENT MYSELF

For an upcomming stag party in Amersterdam i think the best man has rented a midgit for the weekend, and we will handcuff him to the groom all weekend lol

 

[Squink]

I'd either fire myself out of a cannon, or possibly gather together a band of other midgets and use a magical map to travel between different parts of history and get up to general hijinx with historical figures such as Napoleon.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Bounce up and down on a bed without banging my head on the ceiling.

 

[scorza]

Midget porn!

 

[MikeHunt79]

Avoid doctors with stuffed herons

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Make creepy videos and put them on youtube.

 

[davethe11]

hire some stilts