ZING! You got me too, I didnt spend 4 years at the University of Sheffield eitherI wasn't a student, and I didn't dislike a majority of them either. My world is just as real/unreal as yours fella.
PS - dont talk to me about the state - HAHAH
Wait, Sheffield? Sorry, should I retract my opinion now that I know you went there? As if the institution you attended makes any difference. You do have a good handle on sarcasm though! I guess walking past the people who are trying to raise awareness of an issue and making sarcastic comments (while on the way to buy a kit-kat) has helped you develop this ability.
I don't know what your comment about the state means. Apparently it was funny though? HAHAHA.