Are you a good liar?

[4T5]

Unfortunetly I am an expert liar.
Most of my biggest lies have been "Not Guilty your Honour"
I concider myself to be a Very Lucky bloke but whether I am Lucky or a Great Liar is for others to decide.

 

[aardvark]

I'm an excellent liar.

i think i've spotted a lie

 

[ojste]

i cant lie at all, i can maybe get away with very small white lies but other than that im rubbish

 

[Gilly]

Nah, that is truth. When occasion demands I am a brilliant liar. It's why I'm a good poker player

I don't like lying in general, but when the opportunity presents itself I'm as good as anyone I know.

 

[something_totally_different]

im crap at lying, but my Ex was an expert at it

 

[Doohickey]

I have to admit, I'm a brilliant liar.

 

[4T5]

im crap at lying, but my Ex was an expert at it

"We" know







Couldn't resist

 

[~>Dg<~]

well ive had a right day dolphins got the squits as he was out all night eating bloody pizza(500 odd quids worth) now ive got to wipe his arse with my hand.then ive got to take him back to the dm poole .

 

[wannabedamned]

I'm a good liar, So much so I can remember fabrications from long ago, and still keep the webs weaving.

 

[pitchfork]

I used to be a pretty good liar.

"Where the hell have you been"

"Well basically what happened is my phone ran out of battery and I lost my wallet so I couldn't get home from college, stayed at toms instead, got my wallet back though but all the moneys gone, anyway whats for tea?"

In other words, yeah me and some mates got lashed last night, did lots of class a drugs and have been camping out at burley lake.

I always found the trick was to ramble on for as long as possible then change the subject. Confuses people.

 

[lumpeh]

I suck at it. Instead i prefer to tell the truth, but only certain parts of it - as its true and i believe it they in turn believe

 

[Fyebot]

Dunno about lying, but I've got some friends who're far too guillible.

"I just got back from moscow, got a weekend job as a secret agent"
"Wow!"
" ..no"

 

[nyzrox]

I'm a expert liar , i find the best way is to be rubbish at small lies. I always smile or laugh So people think they know when im telling a porkie , then with big lies just remember the story you have told and don't change it.e

 

[lewism]

Nah, complete rubbish.

 

[collisster]

no



work that one out

 

[shifty_uk]

I've been lying all along. My real name is Nancy, I come from Sweden and write erotic poetry for a living.

 

[CliffyBiro]

I like to think I am. Can think of an excuse in milliseconds and give very little away.

Only really ever need to when late to College.

EDIT: Back in High School, I dismantled a seatbelt on a bus from boredom. For some reason this became a big deal woth 4 suspects. I just straight denied everything then eventually, one of the others confessed.

 

[pitchfork]

I've been lying all along. My real name is Nancy, I come from Sweden and write erotic poetry for a living.

Lies, who would want to say they were from glasgow

 

[Iamzod]

On the spot i'm not really that good but if i have a minute or so to think about it i can be quite convincing.

In order to not slip up though i tend to make it a bit complicated & include lotsa details & kind of convince myself that that was actually what happened and is the true version of events.

 

[Zefan]

In order to not slip up though i tend to make it a bit complicated & include lotsa details & kind of convince myself that that was actually what happened and is the true version of events.

Yup, this works a treat. For excuses for not doing things, make up something that is embarrassing or makes you look a little stupid/silly.