Dinosaurs and the Bible

It's a little known fact that the feeding of the 5000 wasn't actually using fish, but Jesus got his hands on some brontosaurus steaks.
 
When I was a kid I loved dinosuars, but I went to a C of E nursary school and have fairly christian parents. I asked this question a LOT! Got some cracking answers, my mum used to say that god creating the word in 7 days of watever it was, was meterphorical and it took millions of years and dinosaurs existed at some point just before man. Another answer I got once was that the devil/god planted dinosaur bones in the ground for temptation or watever reason. Either way I didn't believe anything in the bible after that.
 
When I was a kid I loved dinosuars, but I went to a C of E nursary school and have fairly christian parents. I asked this question a LOT! Got some cracking answers, my mum used to say that god creating the word in 7 days of watever it was, was meterphorical and it took millions of years and dinosaurs existed at some point just before man. Another answer I got once was that the devil/god planted dinosaur bones in the ground for temptation or watever reason. Either way I didn't believe anything in the bible after that.

I was deaply religious when I was little (under 5). My mum gave me a picture book bible and I read it and fell for it being so young. As I got older I soon realised how much it was complete rubbish.

I was always told by religious folk that dinasaur bones were planted by god for a good story...
 
I was always told by religious folk that dinasaur bones were planted by god for a good story...

Really? :eek: Wondered how they got around that one :D It is certainly going to be an interesting next few hundred years in terms of Religion and Science as we discover more about our existence and the universe! Galileo's theory of heliocentrism, now the Pope saying that God might have made life else where in the universe......
 

If you buy or read the Daily Mail you deserve everything that happens to you.

In answer to your question ... Yes, I was picking up the hymn books, these exact books, and I was stacking them like so, and I'd stack them up to my chin, so I was really at full stretch with about 30 hymn books, and he said "Come on Peter, you can fit another one in there!" I said "No, I can't, I really can't," but he pushed another one in and said "You can fit another one in" and I said "I can't" so he pulled my head right back, so my head was like this, and I thought I was going to choke. And then he ran along this pew like that and threw the books, and yelled "Pick them up! Pick them up!"
 
[FnG]magnolia;11892154 said:
If you buy or read the Daily Mail you deserve everything that happens to you.

In answer to your question ... Yes, I was picking up the hymn books, these exact books, and I was stacking them like so, and I'd stack them up to my chin, so I was really at full stretch with about 30 hymn books, and he said "Come on Peter, you can fit another one in there!" I said "No, I can't, I really can't," but he pushed another one in and said "You can fit another one in" and I said "I can't" so he pulled my head right back, so my head was like this, and I thought I was going to choke. And then he ran along this pew like that and threw the books, and yelled "Pick them up! Pick them up!"

You're a strange one......
 
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