My ex just got me! help me get her back

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:15

It's been a hell of a day and my brain is on overload today, my ex sent me a text just as i pulled up outside my house and got out the car, it read

"Are you interested in a 42" plasma? he only want £85. It got one fault, the volume button is broke, but for that sort of money you can't turn it down!".

Now knowing her, and the situation that her and her current bf are in, money is abit tight, really tight so i thought it was genuine, didnt even give the text a second read.

Text back saying "what make it is and is there anything else wrong with it?"

am i gullabal or what? i want to get her back now but i dont know how :confused:

Defcon5 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:17

Reply - I have AIDS. Best get checked out

CoreRipOffDuo · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:17

Buy the telly, flog it to another chimp for a couple hundred, then try and take over the world!

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:18

CoreRipOffDuo said:
Buy the telly, flog it to another chimp for a couple hundred, then try and take over the world!

Its a joke/windup, hence the reason i want to get her back

JBuk · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:19

CoreRipOffDuo said:
Buy the telly, flog it to another chimp for a couple hundred, then try and take over the world!

whoosh

got me first time i heard it too lol

CoreRipOffDuo · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:20

I've been up since 3am, leave me alone!

james.miller · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:21

oh god i had to read that 3 times before i got it lol

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:21

CoreRipOffDuo said:
I've been up since 3am, leave me alone!

haha

your forgiven

Mr^B · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:23

It helps if you get the joke right:

"but for that sort of money you can't turn it down!".

Begbie · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:23

Am I being thick, I don't get it :confused:

iamdjdz · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:23

Text this back -

At the end of 2008 the government is planning to kill all mentally disabled people. I feel really sorry for you right now. You'd better run, retard, run.

(I said that I got that to my girlfriend the other day only to have her respond by asking if it were true. *facepalm*)

Kell_ee001 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:23

She got you good

Deal with it

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:24

loooooooooool, im expecting a fail post now

fendi · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:25

[Sniper][Wolf];12004266 said:
Its a joke/windup, hence the reason i want to get her back

Brains, the best way to get her back is not to reply.

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:26

Kell_ee001 said:
She got you good Deal with it

Im dealing with it, and i want revenge :rolleyes:

Mr^B · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:27

I would leave the reply as is. Claim that you got the 'joke' and that you were merely being sarcastic.

fendi · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:27

[Sniper][Wolf];12004315 said:
Im dealing with it, and i want revenge

Revenge is this, her BF is probably giving her one now.

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:27

fendi said:
Brains, the best way to get her back is not to reply.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:28

[Sniper][Wolf];12004315 said:
Im dealing with it, and i want revenge

Yeah... that'll make you look less stupid

shifty_uk · 1 Jul 2008 at 20:28

Begbie said:
Am I being thick, I don't get it

The volume is broken, so you can't turn it down? Like, the volume...get it?

Was a thread about this one a few weeks back.