best way to get blood out of

Glaucus · 6 Jul 2008 at 19:47

carpet cleaner...

SexyGreyFox · 6 Jul 2008 at 19:58

Felix Da Housecat said:
Ask the McCanns

The police dog still sniffed it.

LoadsaMoney · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:20

Semen.

FeFiDoh · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:27

supposely (curb your enthusiam tip here) soda water and salt I think works well

CoreRipOffDuo · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:27

Semen of a Bull. Hand milked, otherwise it doesn't work.

meghatronic · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:30

Isn't it salt?

Then vacuum it up...

Greenlizard0 · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:50

Coax it out with chocolates and the offer of a foot rub.

Gackt · 6 Jul 2008 at 21:55

Coca Cola removes everything. Unfortunately, it'll also remove the carpet and part of the floor.

Energize · 6 Jul 2008 at 22:13

Something that denatures haemoglobin would work I would imagine. Washing up liquid will destroy the cell membranes.

FrostedNipple · 6 Jul 2008 at 22:15

Gackt said:
Coca Cola removes everything. Unfortunately, it'll also remove the carpet and part of the floor.

don't be an idiot, cola is not worth wasting on the floor, put it in your mouth instead.

wizard91 · 6 Jul 2008 at 22:17

Id suggest you get some thick black paint on that carpet before its too late

neocon · 6 Jul 2008 at 22:17

chop the body up into lots of parts and bury in different places mate

Felix Da Housecat · 6 Jul 2008 at 22:22

Get some tape and put it around the blood in the shape of a person, then call a friend around to view the crime scene.

Muhahahahah

Stiff_Cookie · 6 Jul 2008 at 23:44

bleach will do it

or get a new carpet

make sure to burn the old one to kide the evidence

Aod · 6 Jul 2008 at 23:54

Greenlizard0 said:
Coax it out with chocolates and the offer of a foot rub.

thanks for the new sig!

caff · 9 Jul 2008 at 00:28

Result - I nicked myself tonight chopping veg and got blood on a brand new white shirt - I remember this thread and sure enough a swift application of cold water sorted it out in seconds. Before I would've panicked and thrown as much hot water as I could at it.

Hurrah for GD saving my shirt.

Aod · 9 Jul 2008 at 00:29

you should have tried to coax it out with the promise of Choccies and a foot rub instead

Van Hellseek · 9 Jul 2008 at 00:30

All of the above.

Azza · 9 Jul 2008 at 00:34

seek said:
All of the above.

*insert comment about you being very helpful along with Mr. Rolleyes.*

seth · 9 Jul 2008 at 00:38

smear chewing gum all over it and leave it for 3 days.

best way to get blood out of

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