Funniest things your friends ever said...

[sgx.saint]

Hey.

As titled, what's the funniest things your friends have ever said?

I'll start ..... a friend once said to me ....

"If I was trying to be subtle, you'd know about it!"

 

[True_Scotsman]

Once a friend said

"cats speak a different language in spain"

and no she isnt blonde!

 

[Dano]

'But how does a cow feel?'

 

[fail at the internets]

Girl once said, "who invented snow" bless her.

 

[Carzy]

Once a friend said

"cats speak a different language in spain"

and no she isnt blonde!

How are you a true Scotsman if you aren't living in your homeland?

 

[sgx.saint]

I have another .... a friend asked me what my star sign was to which I replied "It's a disease" .... she replied "What...the plague?" wtf lol.

 

[CoreRipOffDuo]

I still remember this cracker from my school days -

"Boys! I think my balls dropped!"

It was the first day of year9, and we was all sitting in the form room just talking No Swearing! etc and he just walks into the room and announces it. Never laughed so much in my life. You'd have to be there to get the feel of it though.

 

[Dano]

Also,

'I'll have the gammon steak, rare please'

The resturant went very quiet.

 

[krooton]

Friend was looking for her hairbrush, which was right next to her leg.

I say "H, you don't have very good peripheral vision."

To which she replied "What? Profiterole vision?!?"

I lol'd. LOTS.

Hell, I've quoted it on my FB page, that was a good NYE

I even made a swf for it:
http://www.kr00t0n.com/wuuga.swf

 

[Megahurtz400]

"Who invented wood?"

Another friend i was wth and we were late so i suggested we get a run going, and shes goes:

"What the Fully Star Swearing! is running?"

How could that possible come out of someones mouth?

 

[Magic_x_uk]

once went to Blackpool for a night with my girlfriend of the time and another couple.

Found a 24 hour multi story car park to park and leave the car in and my then girlfrind said:---------But can we leave this in over night ?

 

[Lysander]

'That would be as much fun as sliding down a slide of sandpaper into a swimming pool of nails'.

 

[sgx.saint]

Friend was looking for her hairbrush, which was right next to her leg.

I say "H, you don't have very good peripheral vision."

To which she replied "What? Profiterole vision?!?"

I lol'd. LOTS.

Hell, I've quoted it on my FB page, that was a good NYE

lol ... good one.

 

[JBuk]

I still remember this cracker from my school days -

"Boys! I think my balls dropped!"

You'd have to be there to get the feel of it though.

 

[thesubstitute]

Friend was making a prank call, asking for Frank at a takeaway. The girl asked "What number did you call?" He said "This number, I thought that was obvious."

 

[jesta]

I still remember this cracker from my school days -

"Boys! I think my balls dropped!"

You'd have to be there to get the feel of it though.

:/

 

[sgx.saint]

lol, just thought of another one ...

"Are the bumpy lines on the road near roundabouts there so that blind people know when to slow down"

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

Me: "I'm not going to Magaluf, it's a ****-hole"

Him: "****y-hole, my arse!"

Me: "Er, probably, and I think you just got a new nickname."

 

[krooton]

lol, just thought of another one ...

"Are the bumpy lines on the road near roundabouts there so that blind people know when to slow down"

Hahaha

 

[MarcLister]

Someone on my Uni course was talking about a 'girl' in one of our lectures. We didn't know who he meant but there weren't that many 'girls' on our course with it being Computer Science. So we are walking into a lecture and I point out a 'girl' and ask if its her he means. His response?

"She's not a girl!".

Yes Steven.