what would you do to the work expereince lad

Lamo said:
Man when I worked at IBM in the warehouse, on my 18th birthday they shrinkwrapped me from neck to toe stood me up on a pallet then cut a slit in the shrink wrap and pulled my whang out. Then wheeled me in to the assembly lines hall and left me there. The majority of the workers on the line were women, not a pleasent experience but defiantly a character building one. :(
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I realise that must have been traumatic for you, but I can't stop laughing :D:D
 
Luw said:
I realise that must have been traumatic for you, but I can't stop laughing :D:D
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It's pretty funny now, and it's one of those things you get from the lads in the pub "Mind that time you got trollied through the warehouse with your knob out?"
 
Lamo said:
Man when I worked at IBM in the warehouse, on my 18th birthday they shrinkwrapped me from neck to toe stood me up on a pallet then cut a slit in the shrink wrap and pulled my whang out. Then wheeled me in to the assembly lines hall and left me there. The majority of the workers on the line were women, not a pleasent experience but defiantly a character building one. :(
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AHAHAHA.

They honestly pulled your **** out?. That is hilarious but also incredibley shocking :/
 
In my second kitchen, we used to send Jade (yeah, she deserved it) down to the coffee machine to get cups of steam. She'd return complaining of her hand over the mug being hot, only for us to send her back after noticing all the steam had turned to condensation :(

stupid girl.
 
Tom|Nbk said:
AHAHAHA.

They honestly pulled your **** out. That is hilarious.
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yes they did :D. Got myself a date out if the experience as well, she was a bit of a slapper though.Not many complaints from my end.
 
DampCat said:
In my second kitchen, we used to send Jade (yeah, she deserved it) down to the coffee machine to get cups of steam. She'd return complaining of her hand over the mug being hot, only for us to send her back after noticing all the steam had turned to condensation :(

stupid girl.
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might have to try it, we got 3 cafe's near us " go get me peice of cake and cup of steam"
hehe
 
Tom|Nbk said:
I bet. Other way round more like :p
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She keeps talking about bands she's 'friends' with on Myspack...In a 'ooooh! You'll really like these!' manner.

No. I won't like them. You're ten years younger than me and have a worrying obsession with Him.

*n
 
DampCat said:
In my second kitchen, we used to send Jade (yeah, she deserved it) down to the coffee machine to get cups of steam. She'd return complaining of her hand over the mug being hot, only for us to send her back after noticing all the steam had turned to condensation :(

stupid girl.
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Bit irresponsible I'd have thought since she could have burnt herself even if she was as thick as pig ****.

:o:D
 
Had a real disaster today with a work experience student.
In a nutshell without giving too much away, she went onto a ward and saw a school colleague who was in there having something secret done.
Lots of arguing ensued and the young lady was taken to a room where she was read the riot act on condfidentiality.
I've had several 'big wigs' on my back all afternoon making sure everything I'd done was in order.
 
Send em out to get 2 short planks!

A place I used to know got there new intakes to "check for breaks in network cables" by using an old walkman and holding it up to the ceiling, when there was a break youd hear static, always a laugh to watch them walk round holding a cassette player up high.
 
I caught a shoplifter on work experience which is something I was quite chuffed with.

He hid a couple of Rapala fishing lures in a pram. Must have thought I was just a customer as I was in normal clothes.
 
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