Bacon Thievery!

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Is this acceptable behaviour?

I was in the process of eating my sandwich for lunch, a rather mighty combination of bacon, sausage, tomato and lettuce with ketchup, when the guy I work with saunters over, exclaims "yoink" and swipes a chunk of bacon out of my sandwich!

Obviously I was most outraged at this act of thievery, stealing a mans bacon is like stabbing him in his soul is it not?

He seems to think that I'm over-reacting, and cares not for a mans right to enjoy his bacon without it getting pilfered!

So OCUK, am I over-reacting here, or was he within his rights to pilfer bacon?

 

[titchard]

I would have been suitably peeved - go across to his desk and take something equal value.

Wallet, PC, whatever.

Rich

 

[Jingo...]

You snooze you lose.

Be better bacon-prepared next time - trebuchets, catapults and seige engines.

Revenge act: steal his house.

 

[bledd]

does he have a packed lunch?

if so, chop up some rubber bands and put them in his sandwiches, it's ghastly!

 

[Holliday]

Steal his bacon, and by bacon I mean girlfriend, and by steal I mean sleep with.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

does he have a packed lunch?

if so, chop up some rubber bands and put them in his sandwiches, it's ghastly!

Unfortunately, he has already ate. Perhaps in his coffee?

 

[nin9abadga]

well out of order. if ever i've seen a better case for violence this is it - go medieval on his lunch.

 

[platypus]

Wee on his face. It's the only action that can appropriately show what you think on him.

Stealing food is not on, especially from someones sandwich!

 

[Kerplunk]

Did you lose half your sandwhich too?

Would the bacon not of caused everything else to slide out with it...making a mess??

 

[Dreadi]

Its bacon! There's no way I'd let him get away it!!!!

 

[Slinwagh]

Sleep with his wife, that will make him think twice next time.

 

[Squink]

I think you need to justify the presence of lettuce in your bacon sandwich before you can ask for judgment on the theft of the aforementioned bacon.

 

[wordy]

Steal his bacon, and by bacon I mean mum, and by steal I mean sleep with.

fixed

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Did you lose half your sandwhich too?

Would the bacon not of caused everything else to slide out with it...making a mess??

The bacon had, at this point already wormed its way out, of most of the way out of, the half of the sandwich I had not yet consumed. It was sitting on my plate.

I had noticed this, and was planning to eat it with gusto once I had finished both halves of the sandwich. Like a fried pork dessert if you will.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Kill 'im with Fire

then take the charred remains of the bacon from his stomach

 

[montymint]

devise a plan or pure cuning, film the deed then post it here

 

[asim18]

spike his coffee with vodka

 

[willhub]

Unfortunatly I think you are over reacting.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Unfortunatly I think you are over reacting.

BAN THIS MAN!

 

[wiiija]

I know a food mawler aswell, its the most annoying thing EVER when someone grabs your grub without asking!