I love Top Gun:
"You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
"Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
"That's a negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full. "
Wolfman: "This gives me a hard on."
Hollywood: "Don't tease me. "
"Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
"The list is long, but distinguished."
"Yeah, well so is my Johnson. "
Goose: "The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid. "