Can you retract a text?

Offer to take your girlfriend with you (to show her there is nothing untoward) and then go for a drink afterwards (to apologise for the fruityness of the text to another woman).

Edit: ^^ Me too :p
 
Say one of your mates got hold of your phone and started sending random text messages to people.

I got hold of my mates phone and sent a text to his girlfriend saying:

Dave, missing you lots. Don't worry she won't find out
xxx


Lucky she found it hilarious...
 
To be honest, lying will most likely make the situation worse. If she finds out or decides that youre lying as well as sending saucy texts to other women, you're toast. Why would you need to lie? What are you trying to cover up? Who is she?! etc.etc.
 
Ok send some other random stuff anything and everything...then phone your girlfriend from landline and say your phone has been stolen, and people in your phonebook have been getting odd messages has she had any!:D
 
Would be handy, as i remember a couple of years ago now, i sent my mate (or so i thought i was :p) a text about how my gf (at the time) gave me an amazing *ahem* ;), but i actually sent it to her instead, got a message back from her just saying Thanks, luckily she was fine about it.:D

Kerplunk said:
OK

Long story short, a new girl started at work, she asked me to go around her house to look at her wireless connection as the connection keeps dropping - she went home at lunch - I text her to say "hi ***** i will be around later tonight to sort u out once and for all lol"

Sent to my girlfriend:(

She finishes her shift at 8pm :(

Does it look bad?
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pmsl, oh dear :D
 
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Mention you sent her a txt by accident and explain about fixing the wireless etc. Play totally innocent over the inuendo untill she mentions it, then say....."What did I put?....(read txt again)....OMG just realised that sounds really bad, it's going to be totally embarrasing seeing ***** now, you'll have to come with me as she might think I'm after her or something"
 
Just say to the gf your not satasfying(sp) me, what the hell do you expect me to do!

Then grovel or hope the other lass really doesn't have broadband issues! :)
 
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Just do what i said i lent my phone to a friend at work and he sent that message if she goe why was he in my phone book go well i dont know i didnt send it hes a complete tube and always does thins. and asure her you love her and all that jazz trust me ive been there
 
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