You can rip the **** out of me for this

[SpeedFreak]

So, I stupidly decied that I would write a reading for my wedding ceremony in October. This is what I've come up with (and it's grade A cheese )



Love is life’s greatest gift.

It cost’s nothing to give, but means everything to receive.

The honour of sharing your life with the person you love like no other cannot be measured.

All you know for certain is that every moment of joy is more joyful and every moment of sadness more bearable.

Love is definitely life’s greatest gift.



Feel free to take the mick.

 

[bobert50]

bucket please!

 

[Sinque]

There goes my dinner...

 

[Jono8]

*takes mick*

 

[lemonkettaz]

I think i could fall in love with you

 

[SpeedFreak]

lmao, my Fiance likes it.... she is a girl though

 

[qqg3]

*Waits patiently for Jono8 to take a breather a takes his place...taking the mick*

 

[Cupra]

its lies.. what you gonan give thats free?
u seen the price of a wedding? NOT FREE

 

[SpeedFreak]

its lies.. what you gonan give thats free?
u seen the price of a wedding? NOT FREE

You got that bit right, I voted for vegas, but in a relationship a male vote = 0

 

[Mansize_tissue]

I took the mick, but I decided to give it back because, afterall, it costs nothing to give, but means everything to receive.

 

[geekyEd]

if he pays via mastercard it will be PRICELESS

 

[Jono8]

*takes breather*

 

[Jono8]

should end with the disclamier: "for a limited time only"

 

[Cupra]

should end with the disclamier: "for a limited time only"

and bang there it is

 

[peetee]

after you wrote something like that i am going to assume you are gay.
How can you have a wedding ceremony if you are gay?

OP explain for me..











...

 

[Jono8]

after you wrote something like that i am going to assume you are gay.
How can you have a wedding ceremony if you are gay?

OP explain for me..











...

rofl

 

[Mansize_tissue]

All I know for certain is that SpeedFreak has made every moment of this thread more joyful.

 

[eggnoodle]

'every moment of joy is more joyful' - change this joy>joyful combination it reads poorly!

Also, don't repeat love is definetly life's greatest gift at the end, you have already said it once, people don't need to hear that cheesy stuff twice, find something else.

 

[Linken]

hahaha, got more cheese than watsits

 

[geekyEd]

after you wrote something like that i am going to assume you are gay.
How can you have a wedding ceremony if you are gay?

OP explain for me..

...

I dont think so it may sound gay but hes clever. "Some" women love that kind of thing. (was gonna say most but thought maybe that generalising to much)

^^ your right more cheese than the whole Chedder valley.