WTF!! Grasshopper been in my pants for a few hours!!1

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So . . . . . I have a mild case of eczema and a few other skin issues which make me feel itchy at times. For the past few years every time I see an insect I get a weird crawling sensation i.e I feel like a spider or something is walking on me.

I also have a slight case of arachnophobia (I say slight because I've been trying to come with terms by with them).

After work I went to the gym, when I came back I went to the shower and took some clean clothes with me and left it in the bathroom to change into (as you would do).

I finish showering up and quickly change into my clothes and head down to cook some food. I saw a massive spider in the storage cupboard yesterday and when I saw the cupboard I felt slightly itchy but thought nothing of it. This was arounds 7pm.

I was just sitting on my lazy chair browsing ocuk and I felt a really weird feeling on my leg. I thought to myself it would be funny to find a tiny spider ater a few hours, then thought it was impossible being as paranoid as I am, I did shake my pants. I touched my thigh with my pants on and thought it's just something in my pocket.

I put my hands in side my pants and I picked up the soft lumpy thing cue to find a godzilla like beast!!

I chucked it across the room and opened my door. My housemate's were heading out and they're like what's up? I pointed at that evil thing and Clare was like "oh I saw that in the bathroom, it's sooo cute" and she proceeded to pick it up and put it outside.

WTF. Fudging weirdo's!!!! :(

Laugh all you want, I know I would :(
 
That's crazy I literally just through one out of my house.. some lime green leapy machine. put him in a mug with card over the top but i was too scared to release him so I just threw the mug and card out into the garden.
 
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