The Brothel Blog; would you read it?

DampCat

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Heylo.

Basically, there's a house across the road from my office that i can see from my desk. I sit right next to the window. Anyway over the course of a few weeks i've noticed that there's a lot of activity at this house and some of it is... odd.

Basically, i'm willing to bet that this house is actually a brothel. I have no real proof of this, short of going over the road and asking, but i thought it might make an interesting read to make a sort of Diary out of the day-to-day happenings whilst i sit and work. The comings and goings, the various activities, who is wearing what and which cars they randomly jump in to.

What do you reckon? I made a trial diary page yesterday from 9 - 5, and i've got 14 entries of significant happenings at the house.

I've tried to inject humour into it, to make almost a joke out of it, but honestly... something is gong on over there :/
 
I'd read it. It sounds like it's going to turn into a bit of a anti-climax if it turns out to actually be a brothel but still, could be a great journal. :)

Edit: and yes post up the test page!
 
Let me know which window is yours and I'll wave at you on the way in ;):o

*The above is in fact a joke, I have no need to visit a brothel since I have a harem of over 1000 concubines (admittedly 5 of them are from Walsall so it's only the equivalent of having 990 concubines :( )
 
I'm only going to do it if it has an audience that want's to read it.

You have to understand, i have no idea what's actually going on over there, but it's suspicious. It's just a bit of fun. I'd hardly consider it spying. I'm not going out of my way to see what they're up to. I'm just looking out of my window.

In any case, they're not going to any lengths to be private.

I wont post photos i'm afraid. The obvious legal implications of doing so with what i'm accusing the place of being would be silly.
 
Aside from the comings and goings how is it obviously a brothel? Do women in Moulin Rouge-esque clothing greet the men at the doors? Feathery scarves, french undies and all that? Is one of the patrons Wayne Rooney?
 
I've already replied to that, so i'm not sure why you've quoted it again. You're as bad as Yantorsen.

DampCat said:
I'm only going to do it if it has an audience that want's to read it.

You have to understand, i have no idea what's actually going on over there, but it's suspicious. It's just a bit of fun. I'd hardly consider it spying. I'm not going out of my way to see what they're up to. I'm just looking out of my window.

In any case, they're not going to any lengths to be private.

I wont post photos i'm afraid. The obvious legal implications of doing so with what i'm accusing the place of being would be silly.
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z0mbi3 said:
Aside from the comings and goings how is it obviously a brothel? Do women in Moulin Rouge-esque clothing greet the men at the doors? Feathery scarves, french undies and all that? Is one of the patrons Wayne Rooney?
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Last week a girl stood in the doorway having a smoke wearing knickers and bra, with a lace see through top over top, talking to a couple of guys out the front.

Like i said, might be totally innocent...
 
If it is just lots of people visiting for brief periods and leaving it could just as easily be for drug deals or similar. Unless you've got strumpets at the door as z0mbi3 suggests I wouldn't immediately assume it is a brothel.

//edit just saw your post above, that is a bit more suggestive than the initial post. :)
 
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