Large Hadron Collider

[NickK]

Well you realise that the existing CERN was plagued by odd irregularities?

Turned out that it was the trains running nearby.. so they could tell you if the trains were running on time too..

 

[azab350]

this thinkg could take us all out instanlty, also if it doesnt, they planning on recreating a correct black hole in 2012 i believe...im now worried, just like from YellowStone park in US

 

[fini]

Firstly, why is Gordon resting his penis on the LHC?

Secondly, the easiest way of describing it is to simply say that is is a doomsday device. Enjoy the small part of the olympics that you can - it shall be our last.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Enjoy the small part of the olympics that you can - it shall be our last.

Thank Christ, this years has already been boring enough with all the Human Rights whining.

 

[JonB]

I mis-read this as 'Large Hardon Cooler'. No idea how.

 

[Outcast]

 

[azab350]

there either a really realy smarty bunch of enginnering syper scientists, or a bunch of dumb guys...

 

[Azagoth]

Images of Stephen Hawking, battery smoking and nearly in meltdown, racing down the narrow shafts of the LHC with his voicebox shouting "Hang on, I forgot to carry the one!" are in my head.

 

[Buffman]

Can't say I know much about it though my dad does the computing project for it to calculate all the stuff =/

 

[Booner!]

Images of Stephen Hawking, battery smoking and nearly in meltdown, racing down the narrow shafts of the LHC with his voicebox shouting "Hang on, I forgot to carry the one!" are in my head.

Oh that had me in stitches, my imagination has run wild. When he dies, rather than spread his ashes in space, can we just fire them around this particle accelerator really fast?

 

[Inquisitor]

there either a really realy smarty bunch of enginnering syper scientists, or a bunch of dumb guys...

What

 

[Booner!]

there either a really realy smarty bunch of enginnering syper scientists, or a bunch of dumb guys...

Your post makes no sense?

 

["andy"]

big waste of cash imo

for the amount that this matters to normal people they should have just picked one of the theories of what will happen out of a hat and stuck with that

 

[Tefal]

big waste of cash imo

for the amount that this matters to normal people they should have just picked one of the theories of what will happen out of a hat and stuck with that

wow what a retarded statement, I'm pretty sure someone said the same about the theory that electrons can behave as waves in solids.

Although if some people hadn't wasted money on that we wouldn't have transistors.

 

[Inquisitor]

wow what a retarded statement, I'm pretty sure someone said the same about the theory that electrons can behave as waves in solids.

Although if some people hadn't wasted money on that we wouldn't have transistors.

Precisely, if we hadn't "wasted" money on research into quantum mechanics early last century there'd be no such thing as the computer.

 

[pitchfork]

Thiink about the sort of stuff you can do if you can harness mavity. Flying cars yo?

 

[azab350]

there either a really realy smarty bunch of enginnering syper scientists, or a bunch of dumb guys...

lol, again, missed or hit wrong keys, should read

there either a really really smart bunch of engineering super scientists or a bunch of guys who build a big bomb...

 

[rhymin]

dont worry, at least they'll have a crowbar now, in case things go wrong

http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/05/reddit-may-just-have-saved-us-all-buys-a-crowbar-for-cerns-large-hadron-collider/

 

[pitchfork]

sure...
And it's spelt They're

Hooray for crowbars.

 

[Azagoth]

lol, again, missed or hit wrong keys, should read

there either a really really smart bunch of engineering super scientists or a bunch of guys who build a big bomb...

Where?