Work this out...

Megahurtz400 · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:39

A man who lives in England, and is a british citezen, has never commited a crime in his life, and is a member of thr church, is not allowed to be buried on church grounds?

Why?

Puzzled · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:40

Megahurtz400 said:
A man who lives in England, and is a british citezen, has never commited a crime in his life, and is a member of thr church, is not allowed to be buried on church grounds?

Why?

When you say member of the church, do you mean christened?

Kanifee · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:41

Because his wife says so! Isnt that the reason one of us can do what we like?

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:41

They have churches on aircraft carriers and battleships and such. Would be tough to bury somewhere there.

Azza · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:41

There isnt enough room.

That particular church doesn't allow people to be buried on the grounds there.

Hes a member of thr church and not the church.

The church isn't in the UK.

The man is a British citezen and not a British citizen.

That enough reasons?

Kanifee · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:42

Azza said:
There isnt enough room.

That particular church doesn't allow people to be buried on the grounds there.

Hes a member of thr church and not the church.

The church isn't in the UK.

The man is a British citezen and not a British citizen.

That enough reasons?

owned!

analog · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:49

He isn't dead yet?
Something stupid like that?

Azza · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:51

analog said:
He isn't dead yet?
Something stupid like that?

Knowing Megahurtz and his shocking sense of humour that is probability right.

Ill get Tefal to get the fail boat pictures ready.

Megahurtz400 · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:52

Azza said:
Knowing Megahurtz and his shocking sense of humour that is probability right.

Ill get Tefal to get the fail boat pictures ready.

I feel bullied

Yes thats correct.

We need to get that sand out of your vagina Azza

Tefal · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:53

Azza · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:55

And the thread is complete.

Megahurtz400 · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:56

Anyone got an aston martin and some rope i can borrow?

bushmins · 8 Aug 2008 at 23:58

Megahurtz400 said:
Anyone got an aston martin and some rope i can borrow?

Megahurtz wins his thread back!

Viper² · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:00

So just because he's alive, he isn't allowed to be buried on church grounds? How does that make sense?

gillywibble · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:03

They piddle on your riddle

analog · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:04

Viper² said:
So just because he's alive, he isn't allowed to be buried on church grounds? How does that make sense?

Well, you wouldn't want to be buried alive now would you?

Megahurtz400 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:13

Viper² said:
So just because he's alive, he isn't allowed to be buried on church grounds? How does that make sense?

Since when was it legal to bury someone alive?

A see saw saw sat on a see saw, how many s' are in that?

Deep · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:14

0, there are no s' in that

SourChipmunk · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:15

Megahurtz400 said:
...how many s' are in that?

None.

Edit: beaten.

edit 2: Not beaten. The typo killed it.

Deep said:
0, there are no 0's in that

Megahurtz400 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:18

Bit easy that one.

Some guy at work was telling me them all today lol