What do you do to Relax?

[TW]Fox · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:34

Drive.

tdream · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:34

Steve2000 · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:35

Either guitar (which I do every night anyway), darts, or arrange a round of golf with my neighbour.

mike5678 · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:37

Imagine braking your banjo whilst masturbating... you would have to give it some welly

Bengaboy · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:41

mike5678 said:
Imagine braking your banjo whilst masturbating... you would have to give it some welly

I was having a furious one, when it was a new thing to me, and the skin between my 4skin and japseye teared....

Never, ever pooed myself that much!!

I was thinking - how am I going to explain THIS to my mum?!?!

Tefal · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:43

Bengaboy said:
I was having a furious one, when it was a new thing to me, and the skin between my 4skin and japseye teared....

Never, ever pooed myself that much!!

I was thinking - how am I going to explain THIS to my mum?!?!

omfg
more detail needed

aproctor · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:43

Gilbretto said:
Unless you'r Pele.

harsh,

David91 · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:46

in before the lock?

and +1 to Masturbating

TriedandTested · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:47

HOT, hard shower. Head against wall.

ljt · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:49

sitting back in a recliner, listening to classical music

Cr0fty · 14 Aug 2008 at 23:49

Music + biftah

Matteysan · 15 Aug 2008 at 00:06

jump on the computer & listen to music

gam3r · 15 Aug 2008 at 00:07

Listen to music, watch a bit of tv, chill with some mates..

GeForce · 15 Aug 2008 at 00:08

Music.

aproctor · 15 Aug 2008 at 00:10

I like that nobody has put ocuk forums, as if its their job or something.

Converge · 15 Aug 2008 at 01:37

Tefal said:
omfg
more detail needed

What detail would you want? :confused:

He was doing the business on himself rather vigourously, and proceeded to bleed all over his hands and his ging gang goolies turned blue?!

Tefal · 15 Aug 2008 at 01:38

Blokey57 said:
What detail would you want?

He was doing the business on himself rather vigourously, and proceeded to bleed all over his hands and his ging gang goolies turned blue?!

I'm thinking what happened in the aftermath >.<

Like what he said to his mum

Shamikebab · 15 Aug 2008 at 01:40

music, gaming, reading, watching films with friends, pub with friends. Usual stuff really

Azagoth · 15 Aug 2008 at 01:47

Kill prostitutes, then go home and knock one out.

Tefal · 15 Aug 2008 at 01:49

Azagoth said:
Kill prostitutes, then go home and knock one out.

If you can kill hookers you're fit enough to get a job!