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This thread fails to deliver 
First date with girl met on internet date site
- Thread starter rossyl
- Start date
Pizza hut buffet at lunchtime, get a webcam setup then both of you can eat 103 slices of pizza like killa ken, then promptly explode and die.......... Dead.........
Honestly go for a drink in a place that won't be empty. Nothing too pretentious (probably full of banker ******* at that time), but not a spoons or a local pub.
Do some searching on places to grab a bite to eat, like you say tapas, but don't go to *** place for drinks, bar first, then see how everything is going. She might not evenbe hungry, she is a woman after all and probably worrying about how she looks after work and when you will try and jump on her.
Good luck, and I hope she is a fittie ready for a basting followed by subsequent roasting
Honestly go for a drink in a place that won't be empty. Nothing too pretentious (probably full of banker ******* at that time), but not a spoons or a local pub.
Do some searching on places to grab a bite to eat, like you say tapas, but don't go to *** place for drinks, bar first, then see how everything is going. She might not evenbe hungry, she is a woman after all and probably worrying about how she looks after work and when you will try and jump on her.
Good luck, and I hope she is a fittie ready for a basting followed by subsequent roasting
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LMAO, take a butplug on standby
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take her to the icebar near regent street meant to be pretty awsome and it'll be a handy talking point if you run outta convo.
What did you do instead?
Masturbate.
I love the Magpie love, I work on New St so it's my local 
I'd probably wander up towards Shoreditch way, go to Light Bar then carry on up and grab a Vietnamese or something in one of the little restaurants.
Alternatively, Mudmee (Thai) is good down Artillery Lane, or Sweet Basil (Italian) in Spitalfields. Kings Arms is a half-decent pub too.
LOL have been to soooo many pubs and restaurants round here
I'd probably wander up towards Shoreditch way, go to Light Bar then carry on up and grab a Vietnamese or something in one of the little restaurants.
Alternatively, Mudmee (Thai) is good down Artillery Lane, or Sweet Basil (Italian) in Spitalfields. Kings Arms is a half-decent pub too.
LOL have been to soooo many pubs and restaurants round here
Gliding offtopic.. but what do you do on New Street?I love the Magpie love, I work on New St so it's my local
I'd probably wander up towards Shoreditch way, go to Light Bar then carry on up and grab a Vietnamese or something in one of the little restaurants.
Alternatively, Mudmee (Thai) is good down Artillery Lane, or Sweet Basil (Italian) in Spitalfields. Kings Arms is a half-decent pub too.
LOL have been to soooo many pubs and restaurants round here
I've only been to Magpie once or twice, but it is a great pub. There's another just down the road called Orange Tree (I think) that's supposed to be quite good, but last time we tried to find it, it was closed :|
And surely with working on New Street, you must have been to Eat & Drink a few times?
He had a hot date with Rosy and her five willing sisters instead.
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Or he bottled out...
...Again.
Alpha my ****
...Again.
Alpha my ****
back from the date..
here's a lowdown.
she turns up she's not bad looking. amazing eyes and a really really nice body. so i was thinking hll yeah.
conversation was going okay, life, work, holidays...
she contacted me on the site and so i thought things were going well when she said i look like my photo.
we chatted more
and the conversation changed to love life. i thought i was in.
at this point i asked why she wasn't drinking - she doesn't drink. That's a negative for me, seeing as i go for a beer after work a lot.
then she recovers by saying she's got some secret...she starts toching my hand when she talks...but says she won't tell me.
sordid thoughts are going round my head i want to know what this secret is, so i tell a her a few embarassing stories about myself.
evntually she breaks and says...sh's a virgin. apparently my face was a picture. i tried not to look shocked but i was and did.
the date sort of died after that...internet dating NOT GOOD
here's a lowdown.
she turns up she's not bad looking. amazing eyes and a really really nice body. so i was thinking hll yeah.
conversation was going okay, life, work, holidays...
she contacted me on the site and so i thought things were going well when she said i look like my photo.
we chatted more
and the conversation changed to love life. i thought i was in.
at this point i asked why she wasn't drinking - she doesn't drink. That's a negative for me, seeing as i go for a beer after work a lot.
then she recovers by saying she's got some secret...she starts toching my hand when she talks...but says she won't tell me.
sordid thoughts are going round my head i want to know what this secret is, so i tell a her a few embarassing stories about myself.
evntually she breaks and says...sh's a virgin. apparently my face was a picture. i tried not to look shocked but i was and did.
the date sort of died after that...internet dating NOT GOOD