What to do?

[Felix Da Housecat]

Ok for the last 3 or 4 days a young lad had been calling to the house opposite us and instead of getting out of his car and walking to the house and knocking on the door, the lad just sits in the car pressing the horn and peering out the window looking to see if the person is coming.

This morning he has pulled up, beeped the horn about 5 or 6 times in row, waited a few seconds then beeped another 5 or 6 times, before getting out the car and walking up the driveway.

I've thought about going out and asking him (in a nice way) not to do this in future, but a part of me wants to put a baseball bat through his windscreen.

What would you lot do?

Serious or comedy replys welcome, as i need a laugh

 

[RandomTom]

Get a foghorn and reply back to him, hopefully deafening him.

 

[Vix]

Get a foghorn and reply back to him, hopefully deafening him.

This.

There's a law about using the horn in a built up area isn't there?

 

[Tom0]

Classic Forum Car-related Pratical Joke Answer #12: When his vehicle is unattended go out and spray COOK PASS BABTRIDGE on the side.

 

[Nix]

Why are you even bothering to post this? You've 'thought' about asking him? Don't think... just do.

 

[Kainz]

Punch him in the ovaries.

 

[Glaucus]

I'm pretty sure it's against the law to use your horn whilst stationery. Also there's time restrictions in built up areas.

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

I'm pretty sure it's against the law to use your horn whilst stationery.

I think it's just that you should only use it when necessary (to make other road users aware of you) so doesn't matter if you're stationary.

 

[2StepSteve]

Could start off with a set of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGYcnYLK_50&feature=related

But ultimately one of these might be better!.. notice the ear protection!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWNw0A1Ijg

 

[fail at the internets]

Death.

 

[Walkerie]

i thought you couldnt use horns before 8am and after 11PM

 

[pitchfork]

Personally I would have shouted angrily out the window after the first time.
But thats just me, tell him to knock it off or you're going to drag him out of the car and cut his legs off with a hydraulic log splitter or something to that effect.

 

[titchard]

Classic Forum Car-related Pratical Joke Answer #12: When his vehicle is unattended go out and spray COOK PASS BABTRIDGE on the side.

This.

For epic Alan Partridge shenanigans.

WINRAR!

Rich

 

[Avalon]

Have a word. End of.

 

[qqg3]

Have a word. End of.

(Take a stab vest.)

 

[Van Hellseek]

Kill him.

 

[Killa_ken]

Go out in a fit of rage, smash his window and tell him if he doesn't stfu you'll sell his head from a smoothie king.

 

[azab350]

shoot his horn

 

[Hickin]

Rocket launcher from your window, job done

 

[doublehelix2]

Dress up like a rich man who owns an estae and goes hunting, and casually stroll up to his car with the shotgun nestled under your arm.