Is It me?

nikebee · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:28

Megahurtz400 said:
"I put on my wizard robe and hat..."

wordy · 20 Aug 2008 at 08:47

AcidHell2 said:
Confess your undying love for her and ask her to marry you.

Do this!

Tefal · 20 Aug 2008 at 09:05

but my collegue aint her mate anymore, cos she slept with her b/f, also the girl in question through her ex's engagement ring in a post box as well as his grandads inherited ring.

So she slept with someone else's boyfriend?

Sounds like you wont even need the chloroform.

Mull3t · 20 Aug 2008 at 09:09

azab350 said:
what should i do?

Poke her?

waso_dude · 20 Aug 2008 at 09:31

Most important of all, Video it on your hpone, youtube it and post it on here for us all!

EdGey · 20 Aug 2008 at 10:17

Ben M said:
chicks love chat-up-lines.

mpj88 · 20 Aug 2008 at 11:25

just have a chat and ask her for a drink! whats the worse that could happen!

Malt_Vinegar · 20 Aug 2008 at 11:45

MAN UP, wet pants.

[FnG]magnolia · 20 Aug 2008 at 11:48

mpj88 said:
just have a chat and ask her for a drink! whats the worse that could happen!

Well, she could say "no" causing mass anguish, depression and the development of an irrational hatred of females which could, I suppose, manifest itself in later years in a Ted Bundy-esque outporing of violence and anger aimed at aforementioned females.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU'VE MADE HIM A SERIAL KILLER! :mad:

Boscher · 20 Aug 2008 at 11:56

[FnG]magnolia;12322055 said:
Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.

Ahahaha

Made more sense than the OP.

azab350 · 20 Aug 2008 at 14:18

havnt seen her today, but when i do, ill ask if shes got MSN...

lookitsjonno · 20 Aug 2008 at 14:21

azab350 said:
havnt seen her today, but when i do, ill ask if shes got MSN...

that just screams "i'm a geek and can't make proper conversations unless its in text over the interweb"

badbob · 20 Aug 2008 at 14:23

azab350 said:
havnt seen her today, but when i do, ill ask if shes got MSN...

Man I'm rubbish with women but when I was 18 I didn't say really nerdy stuff like that. And I'm a PC nerd.

me227 · 20 Aug 2008 at 15:22

azab350 said:
havnt seen her today, but when i do, ill ask if shes got MSN...

Just ask for her number. Make a bit of small talk beforehand then ask her for a drink sometime. Thats when you go for her number.

azab350 · 20 Aug 2008 at 15:37

how should i say it all, write me a script please

Deep · 20 Aug 2008 at 15:39

azab350 said:
how should i say it all, write me a script please

"hey, want to go for a drink sometime soon?"

Hellsmk2 · 20 Aug 2008 at 15:56

azab350 said:
she likes rave music

That's a pretty big bonus.

How about - "Hey, want to go for a drink tonight?"

azab350 · 20 Aug 2008 at 15:58

i like scooter, and prodigy, that about it for danc/rave, inot my bfmv and muse, and stuff like that

G|mp · 20 Aug 2008 at 16:01

azab350 said:
how should i say it all, write me a script please

"Hey Chickadee, Im going for a few shandy's later and after ive finished drinking i like to crack onto a hot piece of ass"

"If you play your cards right, you could be that hot piece of ass, Comprende"

"Ok sweet, bring your purse though, i don't buy drinks unless im guaranteed to wet my wick"

Tefal · 20 Aug 2008 at 16:03

azab350 said:
how should i say it all, write me a script please

"Hai, I was thinking you looked like an easy lay, so after furiously masturbating over the upskirt picture of you i took on my phone, I asked the internet what I should do. The internet people said I should ask you for your number and a drink."