First week at a new place....

Snot on walls is typical of low paid jobs (warehouse etc).

Sick in the corridor is typical of drunks :)

Standing on the toilet seat is typical of middle eastern / eastern cultures, they poop on squat toilets, god knows why they don't just adapt, probably some religious dogma tied up with it for some of them.

I must admit to being baffled by the toilets in dubai airport, I thought they were little showers for the feet at first then noticed the big hole - thought that was a bit big for a drain and then I twigged. Went off and found a disabled toilet :)
 
Eugh, that's just wrong. I've obviously led a sheltered life as I've never experienced that before - or maybe I've just been unaware that the person who used the bog before me was doing it wrong.

And I thought it was bad enough that some of the Networks people at our place have a habit of 'forgetting' to wash their hands(!)

What sort of company is it - without naming names or anything like that?
 
That's just GROSS!!
I worked at a call center once which had,
Please use the urinals and not the floor, and please do not use the walls to wipe thing on!!!
There were usually bogeys on the walls

How can some people be allowed to leave the house? nevermind that, what does their own house look like!!

I feel sick now :(
 
I had to work away in India in a Dell call centre training the call centre staff many years ago (never again), and while they may have you believe they are entering into the developed world, when it comes to call centres they can probably give us a good run for our money, but when it comes to bogs with them, Jesus wept.

In the Dell offices the toilets were a ****ing disgrace - these guys ate and **** like ****ing animals. They made the bog out of Trainspotting look positively gleaming. There were three cubicles - two "western style" (i.e. "civilised") toilets, and a hole in the ground. I thought it was bad enough when I went in there and there was one western style one free, with "muddy" footprints walking out of it, but that was before I walked in there whilst they were being cleaned.

The "cleaner" was equipped with one mop, and a cloth. No cleaning products, no bucket, no gloves. He would wipe the urinals down with the cloth, then go and wipe the sinks, making a good job of wiping the taps & tap handles. Then he'd take the mop, and mop the floor with it (the water needed was already on the floor, provided by the hoses by the toilets they used to wash their ****holes with, spraying their crap all over the bog/seat/floor in the process) - he'd then go into each of the toilets, mopping the floor there, including the hole in the ground, which he'd dunk the mop into and give a good scrubbing.

And the management wondered why the workforce was off sick all the time??
 
Telescopi said:
Standing on the toilet seat is typical of middle eastern / eastern cultures, they poop on squat toilets, god knows why they don't just adapt, probably some religious dogma tied up with it for some of them.
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When I lived in university halls there was this Malaysian guy, who used to poo in his waste paper bin in his room then take it out to the toilets. I don't like to think of the mechanism for removing his waste from the bin and putting it in the toilet :(
 
scorza said:
When I lived in university halls there was this Malaysian guy, who used to poo in his waste paper bin in his room then take it out to the toilets. I don't like to think of the mechanism for removing his waste from the bin and putting it in the toilet :(
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Send him back tbh.
 
gumbald said:
I really don't get the bogeys on the walls!
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simple, if you work in a dusty environment, on site, or in factories or warehouses, by about lunch time, enough dust has accumulated in your nostrils to form massive crusty bogeys which severely inhibit breathing, so when most people sit down to dump, they inevitable remove the crusty plugs so they can breathe again, the wall is a handy place to remove it from your finger tip with
 
Steve2000 said:
I had to work away in India in a Dell call centre training the call centre staff many years ago (never again), and while they may have you believe they are entering into the developed world, when it comes to call centres they can probably give us a good run for our money, but when it comes to bogs with them, Jesus wept.

In the Dell offices the toilets were a ****ing disgrace - these guys ate and **** like ****ing animals. They made the bog out of Trainspotting look positively gleaming. There were three cubicles - two "western style" (i.e. "civilised") toilets, and a hole in the ground. I thought it was bad enough when I went in there and there was one western style one free, with "muddy" footprints walking out of it, but that was before I walked in there whilst they were being cleaned.

The "cleaner" was equipped with one mop, and a cloth. No cleaning products, no bucket, no gloves. He would wipe the urinals down with the cloth, then go and wipe the sinks, making a good job of wiping the taps & tap handles. Then he'd take the mop, and mop the floor with it (the water needed was already on the floor, provided by the hoses by the toilets they used to wash their ****holes with, spraying their crap all over the bog/seat/floor in the process) - he'd then go into each of the toilets, mopping the floor there, including the hole in the ground, which he'd dunk the mop into and give a good scrubbing.

And the management wondered why the workforce was off sick all the time??
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Ah man this can't be real
 
Try using a toilet which loads of foreign production line workers use.
I once saw diahorrea in one of the urinals and put a sign or two up "Urinals are for urinating, Toilets are for ****ing, any disputes on this system must be taken up with the managment"
No one came to talk to me about this
It's disgusting how people can have so little respect for their workplace toilets.
 
finga said:
the wall is a handy place to remove it from your finger tip with
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this happens at one of our depots but i get the impression that the finger does not wipe but merely closes one nostril while the snot is blown onto the wall through the other nostril (all done simultaneously whilst using the urinal)
 
LOL.

You guys are funny.

Toilet humour - I love it. :D

Perhaps I can shed some light on the standing on toilets, etc.

I have been braught up as a Muslim and have lived 3yrs in India, where the "holes in the ground" are de regeur.

Having used both types (ie. normal 'sitting toilets' and 'holes in the ground'), I have to say that the holes in the ground are a lot cleaner, as it allows you to clean your backside properly. Moreover, we use water to clean our backside and dont just wipe/smear the excrement over the glutes. Once you have used water to clean yourself, you will wonder why anybody would ever want to use toilet paper. ;)

Of course, the cleaning of the toilets (as described in the above post), sounds horrific and there is no excuse for that. The cleaner needs to be trained.

With regards to standing on the toilet - it probably comes down to people prefering to use the holes in the ground, as they are perceived to be cleaner (providing you keep an open mind and try both systems out). The problem with this is that its unhygenic for the next person who wishes to use the loo and sit on it.

Myself, I can honestly say that I have hardly ever sat down on a toilet that hasnt been in my own home, due to reasons of hygiene. I would only use a public loo, in an emergency or a last resort, otherwise, I will just hold it in and wait till I get home. Urinals are fine, though a little toilet paper to absorb excess urine is important for hygiene.

Keep the toilet stories coming - I'm enjoying them.
 
finga said:
so when most people sit down to dump, they inevitable remove the crusty plugs so they can breathe again, the wall is a handy place to remove it from your finger tip with
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But...but... there is a roll of toilet paper within reach! :p
 
regularly at my work theres a cubical with toilet paper all around the toilet seat..i can understand the odd individual may want too do this because of hygiene reasons but seriously...clean up after yourself! look like someone tried too paper mashay(sp) the whole thing...
 
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