The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
What a waste of time.
I love the first two films, they are cheesy but funny tongue in cheek, action packed, and well paced.
Pretty much everything this 3rd installment isn't. They have a setup for a pretty good storyline, revolving around the Terracotta Army, but it is just squandered, and pretty much ignored for the entire film. The film jumps around locations so fast you'd think they all had personal teleporters. I'm in a temple! *blink* I'm at the peak of the furthest mountain you could see in the last scene! *blink* I'm at the Great Wall!
Then to top it off Rachel Weisz wasn't in it (good call on her part), and the woman they replaced her with is terrible, she doesn't play the character anything like the first two films, she doesn't have the line delivery of Rachel Weisz or any chemestry with Brendan Fraser. It is like some stranger has just been plonked in the film and everyone pretends you should know who she is.
Then we have their son... who from the looks of it is now meant to be in his early 20's (yet Brendan Fraser hasn't aged a day since the 2nd film where his son was about 8...). Now correct me if i'm wrong, but since the 2nd film they've all been living in England, and in the 2nd film his son had a strong 'propper' English accent. Yet for reasons unknown their son is now a full on yank without the faintest twang of an English accent to be seen...
Finally we have the supporting cast. Where in the previous two films the supporting characters were introduced over time and all had intresting little quirks and backstories to make you care who they were, in the 3rd film randoms are just thrown in there without a word as to who they are or why you should give two hoots about them, and again everyone acts like you should already know them. John Hannah is also massivly underused and has very few memorable or funny lines.
Overal a complete waste of a film, that is, while watchable not a patch on the previous two films, and deffo not one to be added to my DVD collection.