Another Major bank Folds

Sarduk · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:18

He's from Essex, be reasonable guys.

Axis64 · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:19

You lot need to get out more

Tefal · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:20

JimpsEd said:
He's from Essex

*lights torch and fetches pitch fork*

da_mic_1530 · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:21

one of the worst GD jokes I've ever read, though the sumo one was just passable

Zogger · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:22

did anyone else hear about the bank of submariners going under?

Red and White · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:22

Axis64 said:
You lot need to get out more

ooohhh.

Tee Hee Johnson · 19 Sep 2008 at 14:24

I know the band wagon is to slate every joke posted... BUT to be fair, this one deserves it

It was poor...!

Asha'man · 19 Sep 2008 at 15:21

Ha.... If only my bank (Lehman Bros) was only joking..

misterPK · 19 Sep 2008 at 15:21

The Jelly Bank just flopped. I'm left without a bean.

PK!

kempythe2nd · 19 Sep 2008 at 15:44

misterPK said:
The Jelly Bank just flopped. I'm left without a bean.

PK!

im not suer if this one even makes sense, is jelly renowned for its flopping? And is tehre a particular link to bean jelly?

Shimmy · 19 Sep 2008 at 15:53

kempythe2nd said:
im not suer if this one even makes sense, is jelly renowned for its flopping? And is tehre a particular link to bean jelly?

Serious?

pingwing · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:04

just boo-urns

$h@d0w · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:07

jonislost said:
That's not even remotely funny

+1, ***

This thread is disgraceful.

People have lost their jobs, livelyhood and even their homes and you want to reduce it to a joke?

GarethDW · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:14

$h@d0w said:
+1, ***

This thread is disgraceful.

People have lost their jobs, livelyhood and even their homes and you want to reduce it to a joke?

Indeedy.

Also, not sure if this is common knowledge yet, but the Kamikaze Bank has ceased trading after its shares nose dived, and at the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

taz488 · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:18

GarethDW said:
Indeedy.

Also, not sure if this is common knowledge yet, but the Kamikaze Bank has ceased trading after its shares nose dived, and at the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

lol, these jokes are starting to get so rubbish that they turn funny.

Nitefly · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:19

In other news, the bank of aviation took a nose dive, the bank of ferrari crashed, the bank of titanic sunk without trace and the bank of thread failed.

taz488 · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:21

i heard lots of jobs got sliced at the bank of knives

in a related news story, the bank of butter's market share spread rapidly.

wordy · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:25

Bald-Eagle22 said:
Yes It's the bank of Origami ,,

Ok Ill get me coat

Leave the coat, just **** off :mad:

pitchfork · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:42

Clever, not funny though.

Zogger · 19 Sep 2008 at 16:50

In other news, today's bullish market looks promising for the Bovine Bank, while heated market conditions have caused the Bank of Ice to go into liquidation.