**Official** Joke thread

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Right then guys, it seems a lot of you like to tell jokes, no matter how absolutely appalling they are. So maybe its a good idea if you just bung them all in there and we can all have a laugh??
I'll get things going:

A blonde went into a garage and asked for a 710. What's a 710? asked the mechanic. You know, that black think in the middle of the engine. Still none the wiser, the mechanic took the blonde to a car, opened up the bonnet, and said, Does this car have a 710?. ''Yes'' the blonde replied and pointed to this

 
What's the most confusing day for a child in Manchester?

Go to work with your dad day.
 
As we're on bad jokes..

A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker!
The guy says, "******* ****......he must be a clever dog!"
The barman replies, "no....every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
 
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a
bondage magazine hidden under the bed.
She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should
do.
After flicking through the magazine her husband says, "To be honest


I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.":p










Husband says to wife "My Olympic condoms have arrived, I think I'll
wear gold tonight."....Wife says "why don't you wear silver and come
2nd second for a change?
 
TimBrad said:
As we're on bad jokes..

A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker!
The guy says, "******* ****......he must be a clever dog!"
The barman replies, "no....every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
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Made me LOL :D
 
izzy eckerslike said:
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a
bondage magazine hidden under the bed.
She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should
do.
After flicking through the magazine her husband says, "To be honest


I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.":p
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Haha, haven't heard that one before
 
izzy eckerslike said:
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a
bondage magazine hidden under the bed.
She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should
do.
After flicking through the magazine her husband says, "To be honest


I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.":p

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Husband says to wife "My Olympic condoms have arrived, I think I'll
wear gold tonight."....Wife says "why don't you wear silver and come
2nd second for a change?
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Haha excellent ones :p
 
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Not a joke but made me lol.
 
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