**Official** Joke thread

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The airlift to bring home customers of collapsed travel operator XL Leisure involved flying home 5,000 desperate holidaymakers from Magaluf to Liverpool.

Luckily they arrived just in time to collect their JobSeekers Allowances.
 
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NEWSFLASH!!!!

Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea.... However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy.....
 
A panda goes into a restaurant and has a 3 course meal. The waitor comes over and says "would you like the bill sir". All of a sudden the panda pulls out a piece and shoots the waitor, he then leaves the restaurant with the cops hot on his tail. The police catch up to the panda and stop him in his tracks, they ask "why did you just shoot that waitor?", the panda replies with "look me up in the dictionary". The dictionary reads "eats shoots and leaves".

Not really a joke there more of a crap little story, but i thought it was pretty smart having never seeked panda in the dictionary.
 
^^^lol @ boosh's joke, quiet good, made me lol^^^

ive got one, but ill have to change a word....

2 prostitutes standing on a street corner, P1 says 'its gonna be a good night tonight, i can smell penis in the air'
P2 says 'sorry i just burped'

:D
 
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