Funniest Ebay Feedback Ever!!

Magic_x_uk · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:14

Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his feedback 'left for others' page on ebay. funny stuff

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...ge=3&userid=tryork5ifp&iid=-1&de=off&items=25

Soulja · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:19

Seller sent package via JEHOVA'S WITNESS. Jerk Wouldn't leave till I converted!

rofl.

Duke · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:21

Item arrive via PRIVATE Chartered JET! Shipping was $134,000.00!!!!!!!

Ironic Namesake · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:21

Some people do come up with some strange feedbacks .. best one I had recently

"If we were in prison I would protect you in the showers"

J.B · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:44

Thats pretty funny, and good on the guys who play back!

p4radox · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:46

"the home defibrillator was truly a GODSEND—AND it makes a GREAT panini"

Nick1881 · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:54

Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box—AND it had been shaved. Seller: stevenpen_pipes ( 2144) Jul-11-07 13:11
Reply by stevenpen_pipes (Jul-14-07 11:43):
Customer states he wrote 'joke' feedback BEFORE he Received the Pipe from me.
Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Jul-16-07 10:05):
I don't thing that poor gerbil saw the humor at all.

lol

edit - how is this possible?

ʞɔɐqpǝǝɟ uʍop ǝpısdn

Will_3rd · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:55

Had a guy/gal who left me positive feedback in the form of:

"I enjoyed exchanging ebayily fluids with you. Thanks" SICK

stude1983 · 28 Sep 2008 at 10:56

lol some of those are brilliant

millsy888 · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:05

"NICE tombstone—will kill myself after work so I can start using it immediatey.A+"

made me spit my coffee over my keyboard

and another

"GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX!"

"Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!"

CaptainComedy · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:13

thanked my mate on ebay once for the 2nd hand vibrator. He didnt find it funny

lakitu · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:16

Magic X UK, where did you find this guy?

PhillyDee · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:27

Lol!

RANSOM RECIEVED—Timmy in locker#17, Port Authority, NYC—alive when last checked

Wee Michelle · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:27

lol

NO WAY

Marky · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:34

lol funny stuff

Repta · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:49

lol some of those a brillant

Ice Rich · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:52

"Postage Was Slower Then Dick Turpin On A Donkey"

shauncr91 · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:52

"LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2"

Haha

Marky · 28 Sep 2008 at 11:53

Haha my favourite was:

"Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!"

Classic

Kezmo · 28 Sep 2008 at 12:19

One of my favorites from somewhere else.

"I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!"