new business goin into debt before I have even begun

[Cosimo]

Either that or an ocuk member is playing silly buggers.

Given the spelling and punctuation, which suggest this was probably written by an eight year old, I now think that this is someone playing around.

Whoever claimed them can keep them!

 

[Adsta]

is this a troll ? or is this serial ?

 

[Housey]

I have got three credit cards almost to their limit

Well it can't be my wife or any woman I know, they don't know the word 'almost'.

 

[misterPK]

is this a troll ? or is this serial ?

Sounds like Manbearpig Industries to me...

PK!

 

[Adsta]

my name is katie recently i started a new business ,a new adventre

assuming she means adventure, maybe she is on the hunt for manbearpig !
In which case this is super serial

 

[Paul11]

Must be mad starting up a business in the current climate.

that would depend on the business..

 

[Knubje]

Have you tried overclocking it?

Punch your self in the ovaries?

If the above hasn't worked I don't know what will. You might want to get some skills in life before attempting it again. Else:

*hangs up sign: "Do not feed the trolls"*

 

[manic111]

assuming she means adventure, maybe she is on the hunt for manbearpig !
In which case this is super serial

Nah, they meant a new advent. Can't wait for Christmas!

Edit: Or a cheap MSI Wind...

 

[Snakedoctor]

I would hire The A Team tbh. If I could find them.

 

[Moley]

Reckon its a spambot getting some posts in before offering us all some "Soft viagra" whatever that is....

 

[platypus]

You guys are missing out on the obvious. Dont you lot get emails like this all the time?
"I'm sweet and done some bad stuff now I nee dmore money, I can get on the webcam if you like!"

I don't get any emails like this, damnit .

 

[Cosimo]

I don't get any emails like this, damnit .

It can be arranged.

 

[nin9abadga]

I don't get any emails like this, damnit .

what's your email address again? i thought i had it....

 

[JBuk]

work hard, make a profit, pay off the debts

were they business credit cards or your personnal?

 

[Shotgun_ned]

Phase One: Collect underpants
Phase Two: ????
Phase Three: Profit

There you go, sorted.

 

[EffBee]

Assuming it's a serious question...

You need advice before setting up a business. Presumably you haven't had it. Bank business manager. Local council community business advisors. Accountant. Other small business people. Local small business people's club.

The advice you get in these forums will be plentiful but might not be very high quality and I certainly wouldn't risk my cash on most of it.

Sounds like you don't have a business plan.

Sounds like you just woke up one day and said I am going to start a business, bought loads of stuff, played with it a bit and then wondered how to start making it all pay. No business plan? No market research done before starting up?

I think an hour with a GOOD accountant specialising in small businesses (of your type if possible) would be the best thing you could do right now - but it will cost you money.

You can't run a small business without being milked by book keepers, accountants, bankers, and taxmen.

I suspect the best thing from the little you have said is to get out of the current mess by selling off everything you can, return unused stuff to suppliers, sacking any/all staff and start again - with a heck of a lot of planning, market research, advice and NO SPENDING!

PS As a life skill learn to punctuate. You mail is child-like and nearly unreadable.

 

[willhub]

Who would join OcUK and then pitch themselves to the OcUK public about debt and how to get out of it? , anything like this will always get the p*## taken out of it.

 

[misterPK]

I'm out.

PK!

 

[KNiVES]

Turn it off then back on again.

 

[Snakedoctor]

Turn it off then back on again.

That only works with version 2.0.066