Need a new phonetic alphabet

[Archy]

Q for Quiche

 

[GravyMonster]

H - honor

 

[Bill101]

Do what our 'brilliant ' secretary does and say
''X as in Xavier'' I have pointed out that we are the only country to pronounce it that way but she does not understand

 

[Russinating]

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q4/phonetic.html

Lol.

Way to ruin the fun!

 

[SourChipmunk]

X for Xylophone

G for Gnome.

K as in Knight Rider

w = write

Beautiful!

 

[Apopcalyptic]

E as in Europe
Y as in Yvonne

 

[SourChipmunk]

Krooton doesn't! - Jermany - Germany - J for Germany? Not G


Squirrel has no clue

Is there any word in English where the J is pronounced as a Y, such as the German words Jahre or Jager?

Way to ruin the fun!

Most of them don't work as they are just pronounced as letters. T as in tsunami fits in, though.

 

[Apopcalyptic]

Is there any word in English where the J is pronounced as a Y, such as the German words Jahre or Jager?

Jagermeister tbh

 

[russ0r]

Is there any word in English where the J is pronounced as a Y, such as the German words Jahre or Jager?

J as in Jalapeño. Spanish word but we still use it for the chili pepper.

EDIT:
O - Oedipus
A - Aesthetic

 

[SourChipmunk]

Jagermeister tbh

That's a German word.

J as in Jalapeño. Spanish word but we still use it for the chili pepper.

Now that's great!

 

[uv]

C as in Chopsticks

 

[kinobestew123]

Got another...

D for Due or Dubious (Jew or Jewbious)

 

[Greenlizard0]

X as in Xylophone

 

[J1234]

V-

Vasectomy.

 

[Russinating]

A - Aesthetic

I say that "ass-thetic"?

 

[Hedge]

E for Europe

 

[kinobestew123]

I say that "ass-thetic"?

Yep, its a kind of arse numbing cream for loooong lectures

(or lord of the rings )

 

[bledd]

erm. you forgot the rider part, from knight rider..

 

[kinobestew123]

H should be hour I think. Comes across as Our where as Honour is Onour which isn't really a word.

 

[Russinating]

Stretching a bit, but Y for Yves?