Two chavettes
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Soldato
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Yayy the standard has lowered to a level i can appreciate again!\
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/Serious, was on the front of most of the broadsheets this morning.
That was funnier than the joke.
If the standard bar gets any lower I'll have to bring a spade with me to limbo.
Surely the first chavette should report the second to the RSPCA?
Keeping birds in your mouth is un-hygenic, let alone cruel to the animal! It would have no room to spread its wings and even move around.
How did the second chavette even manage to speak after having a bird there? I mean it would be clawing at her tounge and mouth trying to get out, perhaps even causing damage to her teeth which would involve going to a dentist and a receiving large bill at the end of it.
Stories involving animals in this way really annoy me, people should have respect for all of nature's creations.
Keeping birds in your mouth is un-hygenic, let alone cruel to the animal! It would have no room to spread its wings and even move around.
How did the second chavette even manage to speak after having a bird there? I mean it would be clawing at her tounge and mouth trying to get out, perhaps even causing damage to her teeth which would involve going to a dentist and a receiving large bill at the end of it.
Stories involving animals in this way really annoy me, people should have respect for all of nature's creations.
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Better than the OP!
Shouldnt that be a play on words in to make you think of cockatoo..
2nd chavette: I'm not suprised, you had a **** or two in there last night
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Nah.. the op is right
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Oddly enough, I think Morba is right