Two chavettes

Zip · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:09

Search for Erin McNaught and the Cockatoo Ridge Advertising campain

Hedge · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:21

Luw said:
Oddly enough, I think Morba is right

now ive thought about it yeah morba probably is right.

because saying she had a cockatoo in her mouth wouldnt make much sense

uber soldat · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:26

Evolve · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:35

That is the most amazing joke I've heard all year.

/sarcasm

Morba · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:36

Hedge said:
now ive thought about it yeah morba probably is right.

because saying she had a cockatoo in her mouth wouldnt make much sense

\o/

and now with that confirmed.... BAN him

(the op that is!)

Totality · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:39

Knubje said:
Stories involving animals in this way really annoy me, people should have respect for all of nature's creations.

Read the OP again. It wasnt about real animals...

A.N.Other · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:42

Totality said:
Read the OP again. It wasnt about real animals...

Serious?

That's a ban worthy joke, though, OP.

Knubje · 20 Oct 2008 at 12:52

Totality said:
Read the OP again. It wasnt about real animals...

I don't know wether or not to :rolleyes:

or

...!??!?!

V4NT0M · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:05

I think it's one of those jokes that doesn't work in type.

Freeman · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:06

Awww NO! I just put 'fit chav' into google images to find a pic to post for fun. I am scarred for life

It looked like Rooney...

pitchfork · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:19

1st chavette: "Yeah blud me mouth feels like a bird cage innit rass!"
2nd chavette: "Isit blud well you sucked like 15 ****s last night you is so gettin pregnant and gettin some dole money like sherice innit"

Fix'd, since when did chavs act like normal people.

shauncr91 · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:21

Freeman said:
Awww NO! I just put 'fit chav' into google images to find a pic to post for fun. I am scarred for life It looked like Rooney...

http://www.monkeysyndicate.co.uk/chavspotting/images/fit_chav.jpg

Mmmmmmm

uber soldat · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:23

pitchfork said:
Fix'd, since when did chavs act like normal people.

Oh dear...... you see that ban hammer hovering above your head............

Freeman · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:24

shauncr91 said:
http://www.monkeysyndicate.co.uk/chavspotting/images/fit_chav.jpg

Mmmmmmm

Yeah that ones all good compared, but I take it you have safe search enabled on your browser...

shauncr91 · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:24

Freeman said:
Yeah that ones all good compared, but I take it you have safe search enabled on your browser...

Yes I do, and I think I may keep it that way

EDIT: ARRRRRRRGH CURSE YOU CURIOSITY CANNOT UNSEE CANNOT UNSEE

Freeman · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:33

shauncr91 said:
Yes I do, and I think I may keep it that way

EDIT: ARRRRRRRGH CURSE YOU CURIOSITY CANNOT UNSEE CANNOT UNSEE

lol

And I thought a pair of ladies and a water holder was bad.

pitchfork · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:45

uber soldat said:
Oh dear...... you see that ban hammer hovering above your head............

Oh so thats where I left my swearie, I'll take that and get out of your hair

Blue Cypher · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:49

ARRGGHH!!! i also googled git chav out of curiosity

god damn rooney!

DragonWoLf · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:54

*smirk has been enabled*

Vonhelmet · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:54

Didn't Ulrika Johnson get mocked with this joke on Shooting Stars? Something along the lines of:

Mocker: You ever had a parrot on that shoulder?
Ulrika: No.
Mocker: You ever had a pigeon on that shoulder?
Ulrika: No.
Mocker: Open your mouth.
Ulrika: *ah*
Mocker: Bet you've had a cockatoo in there though.