Never assume men understand (joke)

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she
touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was
definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick &
bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured
him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried

'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
 
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