Vicar has potato removed from bottom

movingtables · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:51

A vicar in Yorkshire has had a potato removed from his bottom after claiming that he fell on it while hanging curtains naked. LOL!

more here: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134237/vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom.html

Richdog · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:54

Bwahahahaha I love stories like this. Priceless!

Raikiri · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:55

A potato!? Doesn't he have altar boys for that kind of thing?

Azagoth · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:57

Reminds me of the bloke who went into A&E and asked to see a male Doctor. When a male Doctor was eventually available and able to se him it was discovered that his large overcoat was covering the fact that his manhood was stuck inside a frozen chicken.

Apparently, that was an accident too!

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:57

Mwahahaha!

I bet he got a right roasting.

Minxy · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:02

A mate of mine worked as a nurse at the local A&E and had to assist in removing a courgette from some guys arse one night.

shauncr91 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:04

He would be from Sheffield, wouldn't he :rolleyes:

Greenlizard0 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:05

Lol looks like he's going to be boiled alive with all the press attention!

Pulse · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:05

Ahahahahahaha, crying with laughter. Brilliant.

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:06

Must have been well wedged up there.

Strife212 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:08

Why even come up with such a story

Greenlizard0 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:08

Who would have thought a man seemingly so innocent, who plays crochet on his lawn could get upto such naughtiness.

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:09

Chips.

Greenlizard0 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:10

It's a horrible story if you think about it. Now an Irishman must starve.

skippi90 said:
Chips.

?lol

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:13

Greenlizard0 said:
It's a horrible story if you think about it. Now an Irishman must starve.

?lol

It just felt like the right thing to say for maximum comedic effect.

James07 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:13

Quality!!

One hell of an accidental fall!! Why was a potato just left on the floor?

LOL

Cr0fty · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:15

Hahahah

Nice attempt at a cover up .... :rolleyes:

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:18

James07 said:
Quality!!

One hell of an accidental fall!! Why was a potato just left on the floor?

LOL

You've got to keep your eyes peeled for such things.

Richdog · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:19

WARNING!

He's a chip off the old block...

*runs to get coat*

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:20

I bet he was absolutely mashed.