I hate halloween

I have to be up at 4.30am for work, so if I get woken up later this evening I'm not gonna be happy!
 
me and a friend have a cunning plan.

we wait until someone knock's the door and we say hold on,he opens the door and i throw a bucket of water straight at them,is going to be a fun night :)
 
I cant stand trick or treat, total waste of time if you ask me. If you dont open the door, they just throw eggs and stuff at your house, bloody yobs.
 
peterattheboro said:
Random kids knocking on random doors wanting sweets.

How dangerous?

Surprised this hasn't been banned in this country yet.

Why haven't the big issue folk tried this method?

Anyway, my lights will be turned off and i'l will be sat in the corner crying this evening. Scary kids go away!
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Agreed....I tried to turn the lights down low and not answer the door, then my 4yr old runs to the door and opens it lol
 
tonight, im apparently going out in glasgow, duno if i can be bothered, wont be drinking, got work tomorrow at 9 :)

luckily i live in a wee village, the worst we get is "silly string" on the door haha
 
I've had about 10 knocks up to yet and just had to fill the sweetie tin back up.
It is messing with my watching of the American Office though.
 
Atrox Moris said:
The hoods were round here last weekend at it. I opened the door to a bunch of tracksuit wearing teens with scarves up round their faces and hoodies in full force. I simply said "I don't think so lads" and closed the door. As I was walking down the hall, one of them kicked the door so I spun round and my brothers came bouncing out of the living room. I opened the door and said that if anyone kicked my door again I'd ******g leather them. One of them said "we'll be back and I'll bring my brothers", so I said, good, then I can slap the pair of you and bring your dad too so I can slap him for not pulling out.
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Ah ha ha ha, not pulling out.. lmao :D
 
shauncr91 said:
All the agoraphobic peadophiles must think that christmas came early.
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Any registered sex offender around this area has to go to a mandatory meeting all evening tonight as part of their parole or whatever. If they don't attend they are in breach and will get fined/banged up or whatever :D
Owned!
 
avoided a spooky ghost at the door earlier, felt a bit bad. But considering I only had an avocado seed to give the caller they got off lucky.

turned off the lights on the landing now phewww ;)
 
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