Microwaved Burgers

Avoid.

....Most likely mechanically reclaimed chicken being a large constituent.

Exactly, I've seen what that looks like on a few programs, its looks horrendous.

They were also showing "Bangers" they couldn't call them sausages because they didn't have the right amount of meat in to be able to be called sausages lol. Cheap meat is so wrong.
 
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I don't think they're that bad for you but I'd feel too much like a lazy ******* to bring myself to eat one.
 
Theyre not to bad, i usually add a better quality cheese and some lettuce and tomato to help improve the taste of them.
 
I think we can all safly say the are nasty, just from one experence of mine.

Me and my flat mate are walking back up from town past our local chippy to see about 6 12 year old belfast chav kids sitting on the side of hte road. Nothing unusual for a saturday afternoon (even in the studenty bit of belfast). 3 of them had portions of chips, which smelt pretty good, and the other 3 had rustler burgers.... We proceded to see the 3 kids with the burgers eat them straight out the packet!! (cold from the shop next door)

Needless to say iv seen new lows in diet...
 
They are awful, so bad. Would much rather have a pot noodle.

Tbh i'd rather eat Dog Food than eat a pot noodle :p

Rustlers are not that bad, i have only had one once a year ago though and that was because i hadn't eaten for 2 day's.

Microwave meal's are a lot tastier than the microwave burgers though.
 
I think we can all safly say the are nasty, just from one experence of mine.

Me and my flat mate are walking back up from town past our local chippy to see about 6 12 year old belfast chav kids sitting on the side of hte road. Nothing unusual for a saturday afternoon (even in the studenty bit of belfast). 3 of them had portions of chips, which smelt pretty good, and the other 3 had rustler burgers.... We proceded to see the 3 kids with the burgers eat them straight out the packet!! (cold from the shop next door)

Needless to say iv seen new lows in diet...

Some shops have microwaves for rustler burgers, I've seen quite a few in petrol stations etc.
 
Yeah this shop deffinatally doesnt! (we had to check to make sure they were the lowest of the low)

Whats more an uncooked rustler has a very distinctive appearance (almost grey to white burger....)
 
Yeah this shop deffinatally doesnt! (we had to check to make sure they were the lowest of the low)

So you were walking down the road and because you happen to see some kids eating a burger out of the box you decide that you shall go and investigate if the shop has a microwave oven?

It's either shenanigans or you must lead one boring life.

Whats more an uncooked rustler has a very distinctive appearance (almost grey to white burger....)

How did you see the colour of the burgers when they come conveniently wrapped in a bun?
 
If you are happy with typing "microwaved burgers" in the first place then you will be fine. They taste exactly like what "microwaved burgers" should taste like.

Pot noodles are fine. I dont understand the big hatred for them.
 
How did you see the colour of the burgers when they come conveniently wrapped in a bun?

Conviently one of tehm was pooring the sauce into the thing *shudders a little*

Oh yeah beflast on a saturday isnt exactly the most happening place unless you like pill and fake tan... (and as far as i can see they ammusingly dont mix too well...)
 
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