What umbrella?

[[DOD]Asprilla]

a heterosexual child.

Because you don't own an umbrella?

This whole 'gay' thing is getting very tiresome.

 

[B@Th*nG]

oh it's just a joke!

i'm bored, i'm at work and i'm calling you gay because you want advice on an umbrella; it's as inevitable and natural as food going in one end and turd coming out the other.

B@

 

[MooMoo444]

Because you don't own an umbrella?

This whole 'gay' thing is getting very tiresome.

gay

 

[[TW]Fox]

Umbrellas are not gay. Requiring the assistance of 30 computer geeks to chose an umbrella, however, is gay.

 

[MooMoo444]

Maybe its just me but I prefer a nice waterproof jacket to an umbrella anyday.

 

[sbi5ar]

Umbrellas are not gay.

Requiring the assistance of 30 computer geeks to chose an umbrella, however, is not Gay

Shafting a guy from behind is Gay

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

oh it's just a joke!

i'm bored, i'm at work and i'm calling you gay because you want advice on an umbrella; it's as inevitable and natural as food going in one end and turd coming out the other.

B@

It happens in so many threads that it's just irritating now.

Also, I don't see what's natural about it; given the number of folks I see every day struggling round London with crap umbrellas that either turn inside out in the wind or don't open properly then why not ask for advice on them before you go and spend your money. Clearly some umbreallas are better then others.

gay

HAHAHAHAHA
I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but it appears you came unarmed.

 

[B@Th*nG]

It happens in so many threads that it's just irritating now.

Also, I don't see what's natural about it; given the number of folks I see every day struggling round London with crap umbrellas that either turn inside out in the wind or don't open properly then why not ask for advice on them before you go and spend your money. Clearly some umbreallas are better then others.



HAHAHAHAHA
I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but it appears you came unarmed.

B@

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

sisko_facepalm

B@

Look, I can do it too. Isn't it great or is it a bit gay?

 

[B@Th*nG]

Look, I can do it too. Isn't it great or is it a bit gay?

definately gay! wanna cyber!?!

i've got an umbrella!

B@

 

[caff]

Get a Fulton storm proof (make sure it's this one and not a regular one) from Debenhams / John Lewis. About £15.

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

definately gay! wanna cyber!?!

i've got an umbrella!

B@

Sure, bend over and I'll tell you where you can put it.

Edit - just noticed it's my 5th OcUK Birthday today, 10th Nov 2003 - 10th Nov 2008. This is as good a place to put that little fact as any.

 

[Jon12345]

Thanks for the recommend caff. I saw a Senz Stormproof Umbrella that looks quite cool!

 

[B@Th*nG]

Sure, bend over and I'll tell you where you can put it.

Sure thing!

DO GO ON...

B@

 

[*Chris]

I was just going to post that ^^

 

[B@Th*nG]

I was just going to post that ^^

i have been waiting for ages for an opportunity to post it YESSSS!

B@

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

Snip

Well that explains why it was like a wizard's sleeve and I didn't have to close the umbrella.

 

[B@Th*nG]

*waves little finger in your general direction*

B@

 

[Spyhop]

Get a Fulton storm proof (make sure it's this one and not a regular one) from Debenhams / John Lewis. About £15.

Golf umbrellas \m/

http://www.fultonumbrellas.com/fulton_umbrellas.php/cPath/4

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

*waves little finger in your general direction*

B@

Waves tarnished umbrella back.

Back on topic; I've got a fulton on my golf bag and it's excellent, but I find golf umbrellas too big to use on the street.