OcUK - Greatest Hits
Introducing the must have CD for any family this christmas. Now, for the first time ever own the ultimate collection of all your favourites, including classics such as:
1. Ladies, do you think I'm attractive?
2. One for the road.
3. Watch me wave my willy.
4. Spec me another!
5. Let's complain about this today!
6. How dare they spend my taxes on anything!
7. To the internetz!
8. Pour some bannage on me!
Buy now, and you'll also receive the bonus disc absolutely FREE! That's right, order now and you'll get the addition of tracks such as:
1. Oh Muslim, how I love you.
2. Let's all jump on the bandwagon.
3. Midnight spamming.
4. My girlfriend's a dirty skank!
5. E-mail in trust!
All this is yours to own for the convenient price of just £39.99! That's right, own all your favourites for the super low price of £39.99.*
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Pay now on your credit or debit card and receive a complimentary signed photograph from all your favourite dons (maybe not Yewen).
All this could be yours for just
£39.99. Don't delay, order yours today!
* 6lbs of pocket fluff, pearls of wisdom, e-hugs, half a stoat, or the tooth fairy are also acceptable goods. T&Cs apply.