4:29pm Joke

ScarySquirrel

ScarySquirrel

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The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.

'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?' 'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The pub landlord looked over and said, 'Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub.'

The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, 'But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps.'
The landlord nodded and said, 'Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish.'


I'll get my coat.
 
Interesting. But I'm afraid it's inaccurate.

The Church in Ireland doesn't have Pastors. You need to change the opening sentence to 'Pastor John Flapps', but then I suppose it makes all the following drivel pointless.
 
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I doubt this is true, mainly because I'm pretty sure its Illegal to get it on in public, regardless if you have managed to achieve penetration or not.

Also, what are the chances that as they slipped and tumbled he managed to get his wang out of its zipper whilst ready for action and land it spot on the pasty? I mean do Irish people not wear undergarments?



P.S - I lol'zd
 
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