What is this?

[OllyM]

Had my car MOT'd at BMW today, and they left a present on the passenger seat.

Any idea what this could be?

 

[Berger]

One of those pieces of plastic you write seed names on and stick it in the pot with them so you can tell what it is before they sprout?

 

[OllyM]

Haha, that's what I first thought but it's really thick and tapered so I doubt it!

 

[ryder]

It's a white stick.

 

[loltim]

Spachelor? the ones windscreen men use?

 

[[TW]Fox]

Its a small goat.

 

[johnny6]

Tiny surfboard

 

[Scottland]

IIRC they use it to imprint marks into the leather.

 

[Lashout_UK]

WMD

 

[mjt]

It's a white stick.

what's white and sticky?

oh, wait..

 

[mrk]

That's nothing. I had a COMB and a NAIL FILE in my cubby hole when picking my old car up form Scothall BMW !

 

[Scuzi]

Does it take batteries and does it have a strangely pungent but familiar arousing odour?

 

[OllyM]

That's nothing. I had a COMB and a NAIL FILE in my cubby hole when picking my old car up form Scothall BMW !

Pete had a rather vicious looking pair of scissors left in his glovebox by Scotthall.

I'm beginning to sense a pattern here!

 

[gumbald]

Letter opener.

 

[Booner!]

A part of your dash, shoddy BMW build quality.

 

[mrk]

It's a trap!

 

[olv]

Is it a Bugatti Veyron?

 

[mjt]

now that people have mentioned nail files, it looks like the things you use to clean your cuticles, or scrape crap out from under your nails

perhaps BMW grease monkeys are using your cars to pick up ladies of the night..

 

[peterattheboro]

Looks like a shoehorn for sandal type footwear.

 

[Booner!]

Are you suggesting that his car was serviced by somebody from the bible?