lol customers

When I worked at Somerfields 8 years ago I had an old dear ask me if we sold frozen cat liver?

:/
 
When i was working at Asda, I had a foreign guy asking me "Where are the penis?"

Wasn't until he said "Salted penis" that I realised what he was trying to say :p
 
I get old dears callin me at work, askin why they cant get bbc2 on their tv's nowadays..

I work at a radio station
 
"That'll be twenty pounds and six pence please"

*Hands me £30*

"You wouldn't have the six pence would you at all?"

"Why? I've given you thirty"

"nevermind :rolleyes:"
 
I work for an electronics company, and sell electronic components. Had an old dear come in one day asking if we sold shoes.... safe to say, i pointed her towards matalan.

Also had a blind bloke come in, and ask for a light bulb..... for his dog. <---not as strange as you think, but made me chuckle
 
lolz still don't think that beats my;

Me: "Where is the error message coming up?"
Customer: "On the screen"
Me: /facepalm
 
After serving gazpacho I've had a customer complain it's cold.

Also had a customer complain his "Warmed rice pudding" was warm.

Some people do my nut in.
 
I was standing at the bar in wetherspoons once and overheard some chap saying "I'll have a classic 6 incher please". Presumably he meant the 6 ounce beef burger. :p
 
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Working in a cafe this summer, I was standing in the back and overheard some guy ask

"So is a half baguette, like half a whole baguette?"

Needless to say I lol'd
 
Today a woman rang me for work experience for her daughter.
I told her I could send the application form in her email so I asked "Whats your email address?"
faybrook
What's the rest of it?
That's it
There is more of it, there is a @ followed by your provider
No, its just faybrook
OK, I'll try it but I'm 100% sure it won't get to you
If it doesn't come to me then you've typed it wrong
OK, I'll give it a go

1 hour later -

Have you sent the form?
I had an error report come back telling me the address doesn't work
It does work
Tell you what, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, send an email to yourself and see if you receive it
You can't do that
Yes you can, I do it all the time by accident :)

30 mins later -

It didn't work. I also asked my sister to email me and she said that something goes on the end.
Until you give me the end bit I can't send it
Oh

Maybe I'll get the call tomorrow.
 
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