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Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

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Two blonde female tourists are driving through Wales, they reach the famous village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to stop for lunch.

While tucking into their burgers they ask the waitress "Excuse me, but can you help us settle an argument? How exactly to you pronounce where we are?"

The waitress leans over and says:


































































"Burrrrr-gurrrrr - Kinngg!! :p
 
A newly appointed cryptographer attends a lunch meeting with his peers, who are going around a circle telling jokes. One of the cryptographers shouts "12", and everyone starts laughing. Another person shouts "34", which is received with more laughter. The new cryptographer asks one of the people "why is everyone laughing?" to which he responds "instead of taking the time to tell the whole joke, we just assign each joke a number and instead say that number". When it's the new cryptographers turn, he says "-22", to which everyone bursts in laughter. One of them shouts, "i haven't heard that one before!"
 
A guy gets convicted and sent to prision for butchering a prision joke.(as above :D ) As part of like in this prision, all of the inmates get one hour in the yard with everyone else.

On the first day, everyone's sitting around and someone yells out "14." Everyone laughs.

A couple minutes later, someone yells out "29." Everyone laughs.

The new inmate gets confused. He asks the guy next to him what's going on, to which the older inmate replies that they've been in there so long, they've heard all the jokes so many times they just assign a number to each joke and then just say the number.

The new inmate understand. A couple minutes later, he stands up and says "11." no one laughs.

He sits down and asks his new friend what happened. His friend replies ... "Some people can tell a joke ... and some people can't."
 
Might as well post this one I received via email this afternoon:

Just got my underwear back from the laundrette but there were still stains in them, so I took them back with a note saying "Use more powder on underwear". When I picked them up there was another note attached saying "Use more paper on arse."

:o
 
Steve2000 said:
Might as well post this one I received via email this afternoon:

Just got my underwear back from the laundrette but there were still stains in them, so I took them back with a note saying "Use more powder on underwear". When I picked them up there was another note attached saying "Use more paper on arse."

:o
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That is terrible.
 
Why do doctors not give smear tests to over 60 year olds?



You ever opened a cheese toasty?
 
Steve2000 said:
Might as well post this one I received via email this afternoon:

Just got my underwear back from the laundrette but there were still stains in them, so I took them back with a note saying "Use more powder on underwear". When I picked them up there was another note attached saying "Use more paper on arse."

:o
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Now that one, well, my Guinness didn't approve! Quite poor to be honest.
 
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