So... Has anyone every slept with or dated anyone famous?

I dated Joanne Guest once in 1996. We went out for dinner in Leicester Square and clubbing in Walthamstow. God I tried to nail her that night but she was very polite and told me she doesnt just sleep with everyone she dates on the first night. I was really busy helping do some AV for Knightmare afterwards so never saw her again.

I had a one to one formal dinner in 1998 with Barbara Windsor at a hotel in Lowestoft. I couldn't stop looking at her baps. :eek:
 
Wiggins, you fail. Honestly, how did you not find time to see her again? You must have been gay to not find some time.
 
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Wiggins, you fail. Honestly, how did you not find time to see her again? You must have been gay to not find some time.
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I think my stella fuelled chicken dance and lack of waiting till the next time to possibly nail her didnt help. :(
 
Wiggins said:
I dated Joanne Guest once in 1996. We went out for dinner in Leicester Square and clubbing in Walthamstow. God I tried to nail her that night but she was very polite and told me she doesnt just sleep with everyone she dates on the first night. I was really busy helping do some AV for Knightmare afterwards so never saw her again.

I had a one to one formal dinner in 1998 with Barbara Windsor at a hotel in Lowestoft. I couldn't stop looking at her baps. :eek:
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Is it sad that I thought the coolest thing about that was that you were working on Knightmare? I used to love that show.
 
I once pleasured Dannii Minogue,




Replace "pleasured" with "hugged"




And "Dannii Minogue" with "Dinner Nanny".


Eeep
 
Wiggins said:
I dated Joanne Guest once in 1996. We went out for dinner in Leicester Square and clubbing in Walthamstow. God I tried to nail her that night but she was very polite and told me she doesnt just sleep with everyone she dates on the first night. I was really busy helping do some AV for Knightmare afterwards so never saw her again.

I had a one to one formal dinner in 1998 with Barbara Windsor at a hotel in Lowestoft. I couldn't stop looking at her baps. :eek:
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I met Jo guest at the euro computer trade show in the late 90's and she was very nice indeed. Much hotter than the "art magazines" she often appeared in :D As i remember she had a very cute voice.

I also had Nell McAndrew sit on my lap ( the tomb raider stand ) as it was the very end of the day and we were waiting for an appointment with the eidos rep. She was looking very bored and me and my friend were talking to her about how many nerds she had drooling over her. TBH we werent drooling over her ( well not THAT much ) as there had been so much drool worthy hotties on the stands we were all drooled out! she was grinning like a nutter when we said that.

We were sat in a circle of chairs and she just got up and plonked herself on my lap and leant over and whispered in my ear "aww not got enough drool left for me then eh?" and hugged me! how i didnt rip my pants i dont know but it was all over in a second and she lept up and went into the back room to get changed and go. I was just sat there trying to get it together with my mate laughing his ass off :eek:

Edit: Ive been trying to remember why we had an appointment with the eidos rep and i got it. My mate was the manager of a games shop in macclesfield at the time and he had been trying to get hold of one of those lifesize lara croft statues as a crowd drawing attraction. Tomb raider was THE game at the time so getting one was good for business. He had gotten an appaointment with a rep through one of his contacts at a trade supplier so thats why we were hanging around. And yes he did get one in the end :P £600 though as i remember... something like that anyway :p
 
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Penny Lancaster when i was about 12 if that counts ? God she had leggs upto her armpitts then . She was the year below me at school - I suppose she liked the oldies from an early age .
 
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Wiggins said:
I dated Joanne Guest once in 1996. We went out for dinner in Leicester Square and clubbing in Walthamstow. God I tried to nail her that night but she was very polite and told me she doesnt just sleep with everyone she dates on the first night. I was really busy helping do some AV for Knightmare afterwards so never saw her again.
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how that come about? jammy git!

kat deeley waved at me once, but this is the interweb so ill claim we bumped humps, twice, in the face. :)
 
AtreuS said:
We were sat in a circle of chairs and she just got up and plonked herself on my lap and leant over and whispered in my ear "aww not got enough drool left for me then eh?" and hugged me! how i didnt rip my pants i dont know but it was all over in a second and she lept up and went into the back room to get changed and go. I was just sat there trying to get it together with my mate laughing his ass off :eek:
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that was your cue to follow!










even if it wasn't, worth a try :D
 
I saw a guy from the Bill in Dover port... asked him "are you the guy from the Bill"...

He replied "Yes"...

Thats the closest i have ever got...
 
I kissed Carol Decker under the mistletoe once, when T'Pau were playing at the Victoria Hall. Nothing passionate though, sadly! That's about it, although I did buy Patricia Morrison a few drinks once. :o
 
Um. I gave one of the Weasley brothers from Harry Potter a lift once! And a very good male friend of mine slept with Chesney Hawks. Lulz.
 
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