They say bad things come in 3's

Ripper

Ripper

Ripper

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And they aren't wrong.

On Friday I went to a girls house i'm seeing, only the third time i've done something with her and I pulled on her drive, realised I couldn't get out of my door. So I reversed to park at the end of her drive.................... straight into a wall. Messed up the paintwork on my car and the back panel slightly, and its going to cost £100 to get it sorted this Saturday apparently.

Yesterday I was minding my own business just looking at my 2 week old £300 SE C905 phone, only to put it in my pocket and completely miss. It landing on to a hard carpet floor, no biggy I thought. Later on in the evening the left directional button decides to stop working, and then eventually the phones screen go's blank with flashing white lines. Now it's knackered.

Today I was driving home in a completely normal way, down a road I drive down everyday, only to be greeted by a big **** off stone smashing against my windscreen at 50mph, leaving a nice big chip. Just great.

So yeh, I think someone has it in for me at the moment.
 
i notice that i have days where EVERYTHING goes wrong, and days where it just 'works out'...

today was definitely the 'wrong day'..its balances out though, mostly.
 
oowf. Well if they come in threes at least youre done for a bit now ;)

Ive been having one of those days..
spilt baked beans alll over the kitchen floor, knocked a 1kilo bag of pistachio nuts everywhere and......oh great thats only two.. got something else coming i guess! haha
 
Yea, my mate had this problem at the weekend. We were drinking, he drank too much and ended up having a whazz in our motorhome which he then left and allowed our director to clean up, then on the Sunday we crashed the vehicle we were lent for the Wales Rally and then later that day we messed up and cost ourselves an 8 hour delay.
 
So the paint work can be fixed for £100.00 ish

Your mobile's insured (isn't it?)

Your car window chip can be fixed by Autoglass and if you've got fully comp insurance it shouldn't cost anything at all :cool:

It's not all bad :)
 
So you're a retard that can't park, a retard that can't put his phone in his pocket and...ok I'll give you the third one.

Be less of a retard, less bad things happen!




just kidding :D
 
Sunday;

12pm Lost my Debit card
~2pm Sliced my arm open (not too deep) at work
~8pm ended up in a field after smashing the car up :(
 
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