What would happen if aliens landed ?

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Anyone ever thought what would happen ?

1. If they were peaceful and to make contact america would think its a conspiracy and try to blow them up and then we'd be in the cra**er.
2. if they invaded with intent to take over, we would be seriously underpowered, if you think about it our tech is kinda poop on a stick.
3. Would any other people from another planet ever make contact with us when we argue like primative animals over trivial things such as religion, creed, colour and anything else we find ?


Come to think of it the aliens would have to be pretty stupid to try and make contact with a species thats barely stopped acting like monkeys with guns.


What are you're thoughts ?
 
DF1986 said:
What are you're thoughts ?
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If aliens landed, intent on making peace:

The US government will try to strike some kind of deal with them, probably for long-distance space travel technology and/or weapons. The aliens won't give it to them though because making us primative monkies more powerful is the last thing anyone wants.

The majority of Daily Mail readers and similarly ignorant people will be running scared and hiding in basements, because anyone who's different from the white middle-class is a threat to them. Send them back!

Celebrities will try to cash-in on the whole thing, try to get their picture taken with the aliens, or some second-rate boy band will try to be the first to release a song about the aliens.

Religious leaders will poop themselves, because the proof of life on other planets will cause people to see the world in a different perspective, the bigger picture, and all religions/gods may seem false (and just a little bit stupid) as a result. Without their flock they have no money, and that's all that really matters to them anyway.

Sci-Fi geeks everywhere will be creaming themselves, especially if the aliens are humanoid with females that are considered relativley attractive. Terrible fan fiction will be written.
 
If aliens are so sophisticated with the ability to travel millions of light years across the galaxy, why is it the first thing they do when they land is mutilate a cow and anally probe a redneck? :p
 
AJUK said:
If aliens are so sophisticated with the ability to travel millions of light years across the galaxy, why is it the first thing they do when they land is mutilate a cow and anally probe a redneck? :p
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you act as if all aliens with spaceships would be from some goverment, for all we know the first alien spacecraft we see could be someones personal transport ;)
 
The headlines the day after they make contact

Daily Mail: Illegal aliens out for your job.
The Sun: Exclusive topless pictures of alien totty
The Guardian: Aliens leave.
The Mirror: EXCLUSIVE! ALIENS BEHIND MADDY KIDNAP! DIANA DEATH PLOT!!!!
The Financial times: Will Aliens help pull us out of recession
 
the only thing to do is to start a galactic war,

spread out through the galaxy like an uncontrollable, unstoppable plague, untill the aliens realise they have just opened a box they can never close
 
I have the feeling that their would be a huge funky dance off.

As I think if toejam and earl have tought us anything, its that aliens clearly are funkafied beings.
 
If they had any sense at all, they'd pack up and leave us alone for another 1,000 years. Or at least as long as it takes for us to get our act together.
 
AJUK said:
If aliens are so sophisticated with the ability to travel millions of light years across the galaxy, why is it the first thing they do when they land is mutilate a cow and anally probe a redneck? :p
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It’s an alien type thing to do. ;)
 
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