A really helpful thread with invaluable tips for life.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:41

Hellsmk2 said:
Yes, of course! Mustard.

I also heard rubbing more chillies onto my sac will cancel out the pain. Am I right?

No. What would you rub more on for? :confused:

HamZilla · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:43

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Mustard smelling genitals isn't the sexiest thing in the world.

I don't want to know how you know this.

electric ant · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:43

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
No. What would you rub more on for?

shhh...just let him do what he wants

Hellsmk2 · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:46

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
No. What would you rub more on for?

Sarcasm

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:46

HamZilla said:
I don't want to know how you know this.

Well.....you know those times when you're short on lube and anything will do....

HamZilla · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:52

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Well.....you know those times when you're short on lube and anything will do....

So thats why its known as the ring of fire.

Tefal · 18 Dec 2008 at 22:54

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Well.....you know those times when you're short on lube and anything will do....

oh god the images

Ice Globe · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:02

You haven't learnt, I swear this was last year's "lifetime tip", just goes to show

Sanguinnus · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:02

water will make it better!

mattyprice4004 · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:12

Posting in epic thread!

Lols this is awesome.

PardonTheWait · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:15

I once hospitalised myself with a pot of sweet and sour sauce.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:17

Mohinder said:
I once hospitalised myself with a pot of sweet and sour sauce.

Some things are just not meant to be marinated mate.

KizZ · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:19

caff said:
Don't eat yellow snow.

Leant that the hard way?

J1234 · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:23

Mohinder said:
I once hospitalised myself with a pot of sweet and sour sauce.

Explain?

Keltik THC · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:24

Morba said:
It's not hot, so no, milk doesnt cool you :]

milk is good for soothing all sorts of burns and minor skin problems....

Its fat content soothes burns and promotes healing. But make sure to rinse your skin and the washcloth in cool water afterward, because the milk will smell, and you dont want your groin to smell of crusty milk.

chuck990 · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:27

heres a tip never ask out a french girl if you dont speak french!

DavidB · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:28

chuck990 said:
heres a tip never ask out a french girl if you dont speak french!

If she likes you enough to go on a date with you, despite not being able to have a single word of conversation... surely its worth the risk ?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:30

Don't mix assorted acids, a bunch of copper coins and an old trainer in a school bin.

Cr0fty · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:41

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Mustard has a umm......thingy, forget the name.....in it that counteracts the stingyness of chillis.

Rub some of that on your bits, probably best to not do this if someone is liable to get intimate with you later. Mustard smelling genitals isn't the sexiest thing in the world.

This worked for me before ^

PardonTheWait · 18 Dec 2008 at 23:50

Justin said:
Explain?

I heated up some chinese and some sweet and sour sauce from the night before. I walked into the dining room with the pot of sauce in one hand, and in that hand I also had, between two fingers, an open magazine hanging down vertically.

I went to flop the magazine sideways to put it down and poured a pot of sticky sauce that had just been microwaved for two minutes all over the back of my hand... The flesh just instantly parted, and I ended up in hospital the next morning to have it seen to and dressed.

They all thought it was hilarious, he went and got his mates and everything.