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Got so drunk I thought piercing my arm twice was a good idea, then pouring salt and WD40 on the wounds for the craic!
Drunken Nights - What is the most stupidest thing you have done?
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Too many to remember, but lately i saw a hedge hog in my mates garden and booted it into the bushes... 8 foot away!
Living up to your name, tbh.
All that's missing is the obligatory kick to the nadgers and the roar of rage before entering the fray.
once i got insanely drunk about a couple of years ago on xmas eve, stumbling around at about 3am in the morning, i encountered this homeless man cooking heroin on a spoon, so i grabbed the spoon off him then gouged his eye out with it and ran away laughing! tee hee hee
I've reported you to St. Tiggywinkles! I'm glad you know it was stupid though.
Hmm the most stupid thing I have done when intoxicated was when I was about 16 getting drunk on the sea front of Portsmouth!
I was drinking with my group of friends quite hapily and someone had brought some fat cigars from somewhere so we thought it would all be great whilst drunk to start increasing our chances of lung cancer.
The problem was, the guy who brought the cigars didn't realise they needed cutting (he actually had some decent ones) so another friend brandished his brand new swiss army knife to cut them with.
I took the knife, applied it using my left hand for pressure onto the cigar balanced in my hand. Unfortunatley the edge of the blade I was appling pressure too was the razor sharp side, and the blunt safe bit was in the cigar. Queue lots of blood gushing from this gash in my hand and me almost in the middle of nowhere trying to stop it.
I ended up going to a well known sea-front leaisure centre/late night bar and got some first aid off some nice bar lady who told me they weren't insured to give me a plaster because I was under age so don't say where I got it done After that was sorted, I think we ended up sleeping on a metal grate outside the swimming pool that vents up warm chlorine-smelling air. Needless to say later on my clothes were stinking of chlorine and my tshirt was covered in blood.
Good times!
I was drinking with my group of friends quite hapily and someone had brought some fat cigars from somewhere so we thought it would all be great whilst drunk to start increasing our chances of lung cancer.
The problem was, the guy who brought the cigars didn't realise they needed cutting (he actually had some decent ones) so another friend brandished his brand new swiss army knife to cut them with.
I took the knife, applied it using my left hand for pressure onto the cigar balanced in my hand. Unfortunatley the edge of the blade I was appling pressure too was the razor sharp side, and the blunt safe bit was in the cigar. Queue lots of blood gushing from this gash in my hand and me almost in the middle of nowhere trying to stop it.
I ended up going to a well known sea-front leaisure centre/late night bar and got some first aid off some nice bar lady who told me they weren't insured to give me a plaster because I was under age so don't say where I got it done
After that was sorted, I think we ended up sleeping on a metal grate outside the swimming pool that vents up warm chlorine-smelling air. Needless to say later on my clothes were stinking of chlorine and my tshirt was covered in blood. Good times!
He deserves to be quoted for being a hedge hog abuser.
trying a no feet press up while wasted on a tile floor with my hands the wrong way round.
Essentially they're meant to be so only your hands are supporting you, with your fingers pointing towards your head. I did it with them pointing towards my toes, so I basically lifted up, then due to the aim of my wrists and hands having no support for rotating forwards, my chin went straight into the tiles. Cue A&E + superglue for the huge flap of skin hanging off and bleeding that wouldn't stop due to the alcohol
I've probably done some other stuff I've blocked from my memory for humility purposes
Could be worse though, my mate broke his back climbing up the outside of the hotel's balconies to a girl's apartment. Luckily he recovered fully though.
Essentially they're meant to be so only your hands are supporting you, with your fingers pointing towards your head. I did it with them pointing towards my toes, so I basically lifted up, then due to the aim of my wrists and hands having no support for rotating forwards, my chin went straight into the tiles. Cue A&E + superglue for the huge flap of skin hanging off and bleeding that wouldn't stop due to the alcohol
I've probably done some other stuff I've blocked from my memory for humility purposes
Could be worse though, my mate broke his back climbing up the outside of the hotel's balconies to a girl's apartment. Luckily he recovered fully though.
Got drunk at the works christmas do, got in a fight, just as it calmed down the police arrived which I didnt take very well and kicked off again. Took 4 police officers to restrain me, they bound my legs together at which point I bit one of them.
A criminal record, £550 fine, 160 hours of community service and a £1k solicitors fee later and it was the most stupid thing Ive ever done in my life. If only you could turn back time!
A criminal record, £550 fine, 160 hours of community service and a £1k solicitors fee later and it was the most stupid thing Ive ever done in my life. If only you could turn back time!