things to look foward too when your 60

mattheman · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:24

nothing

arknor · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:26

retirement if your a woman? free bus pass?

Vanilla · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:27

Spending more time awake?*

*because you're getting up 3 times in the night to pee

mattheman · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:32

nothing good so far.

JBuk · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:33

playing bingo?

lewism · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:34

playing golf.

arknor · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:34

Vanilla said:
Spending more time awake?*

*because you're getting up 3 times in the night to pee

counter points
*have a bag fitted to collect your urine, have someone else empty it.

*never need to wash yourself again someone will give you a spongebath (if your lucky they are younf and good looking with big breasts)

*no more whiping your own bum!

*your pressence alone is intimidating enough that people happily give up there seat for you

*stand at the roadside looking confused and watch as some fool comes along and stops the traffic so you may cross like a god!

Ben M · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:36

what a cheery thread.

When my 60 what?

RandomTom · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:36

Well for me, in 2049 on January 20th in The United States of the World & USA there will be a Presidential Inauguration, with the Immortal Grand Prix occuring not too long after. On May 7th there will be the Transit of Mercury - tours will be available with humans embarking on a migratory voyage to try to colonize other planets, but on Earth Vectorman comes to save us from the overruled trash collecting orbots.

Aldous Huxley's Nine Years War will commence devastating the entire planet featuring M.A.C.H air combat planes but eventually will create a lasting united world society, Bounty Bob of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will be shown in the media to be on a mission to search through all of Nuclear Ned's abandoned uranium mines for the treacherous Yukon Yohan, with what outcome? This year and the Nine Years War will feature the rising of Disney's Zenon, the self proclaimed Girl of the 21st Century who may save us all.

Should Wikipedian and pop cultural events occur, I should say that'll be pretty interesting.

Cream Cheese · 3 Jan 2009 at 12:53

you can get a bus pass

firthy15 · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:09

Having even more time to play computer games and not having to feel guilty about it ?

Peter Diffey · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:10

Recognising that "to" and "too" are not the same

shauncr91 · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:12

Some of you lot have a very warped understanding about being 60

LordSplodge · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:14

Hopefully by 60 you will have learned correct grammar.

You're.
To.

gillywibble · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:19

Being even grumpier than I am now.

JBod · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:25

This thread is cruel..... dmpoole might read it.

MiNxYyY · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:31

We will all be dead 21st december 2012

Yaser1987 · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:47

nothing for now but after may be

Yaser1987 · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:48

MiNxYyY said:
We will all be dead 21st december 2012

who told you that

.. am i will be dead ?

SexyGreyFox · 3 Jan 2009 at 13:59

JBod said:
This thread is cruel..... dmpoole might read it.

I've still got 10 years to go

I reckon :
I'll still be fronting a third rate local pub rock covers band.
I'll still be listening to really heavy metal.
I'll still be trying to get regular sex.
I'll be a fully qualified teacher
I'll hopefully not be dead