Soldato
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Okay, around this type of year you get to see all the shopping retards out on full display... personally I catagorise them as:
Aimless: These individuals seem to have absolutely no train of thought, no idea there they are going and they just wander around. They don't cause to many problems. Annoyance rating 4.5/10
Not Looking: These people seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to walk around, paying absolutely no attention to whats around them, and repeatedly looking down, if it's a girl, they're usually reading heat magazine. These are the ones most likely to bump into you. Annoyance rating: 8/10
Stop and turners: These are one of the most annoying type of shopper, typically women, though occasionally men, these people initially seem to be good shoppers, walking at a decent pace and knowing their ultimate destination. However, like a bolt out of the blue, they stop to stare at something, causing everyone behind them to stop / swerve. Then they just walk to what they where looking at. Annoyance rating: 6/10
Think they are cool: These tend to be young, either college or university students who think hey are so cool that everyone around them wants to know every detail of what they did the previous day. Conversations would include "Yeah man, jack was so totally wasted last night, he's so cool" - the volume at which they speak must be louder than concorde and they will normally be wearing clothes that look so stupid you know they must have been expensive. Annoyance rating: 9/10
Take up the whole pavement: These groups of people walk in together in a horizontal line, meaning no one can get past them without some sort of amazing acrobatic display, Why they feel the need to do this I'll never know. Annoyance rating: 9.5/10
Buggy pushers: Yes, the oldest and most hated shopper, these are mums that buy buggys big enough to fit me in and then think it's fine for them to run over / bump into you, whilst always looking like it is your fault if they do so. Whats even more annoying is the cases where their sprog isn't even in the pram and is off kicking and screaming it's way through the high street. Surely it's about time they where banned from the high stret... leave the pram at home, and the prat too! Annoyance rating 9.5/10
Have I missed any? Which ones do you hate the most? What can we do about them!
/rant
Aimless: These individuals seem to have absolutely no train of thought, no idea there they are going and they just wander around. They don't cause to many problems. Annoyance rating 4.5/10
Not Looking: These people seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to walk around, paying absolutely no attention to whats around them, and repeatedly looking down, if it's a girl, they're usually reading heat magazine. These are the ones most likely to bump into you. Annoyance rating: 8/10
Stop and turners: These are one of the most annoying type of shopper, typically women, though occasionally men, these people initially seem to be good shoppers, walking at a decent pace and knowing their ultimate destination. However, like a bolt out of the blue, they stop to stare at something, causing everyone behind them to stop / swerve. Then they just walk to what they where looking at. Annoyance rating: 6/10
Think they are cool: These tend to be young, either college or university students who think hey are so cool that everyone around them wants to know every detail of what they did the previous day. Conversations would include "Yeah man, jack was so totally wasted last night, he's so cool" - the volume at which they speak must be louder than concorde and they will normally be wearing clothes that look so stupid you know they must have been expensive. Annoyance rating: 9/10
Take up the whole pavement: These groups of people walk in together in a horizontal line, meaning no one can get past them without some sort of amazing acrobatic display, Why they feel the need to do this I'll never know. Annoyance rating: 9.5/10
Buggy pushers: Yes, the oldest and most hated shopper, these are mums that buy buggys big enough to fit me in and then think it's fine for them to run over / bump into you, whilst always looking like it is your fault if they do so. Whats even more annoying is the cases where their sprog isn't even in the pram and is off kicking and screaming it's way through the high street. Surely it's about time they where banned from the high stret... leave the pram at home, and the prat too! Annoyance rating 9.5/10
Have I missed any? Which ones do you hate the most? What can we do about them!
/rant
. If they are still in the way when your right close then pretend your scratching your opposite choulder so you have an elbow sticking forward, should do the trick.
