How to lose the most weight in a single day?

[Phate]

Right,

this question has come up due to boredom.

If you had one day to lose as much weight as possible without going under the knife how would you go about it?

*awaits crazy ideas from the creations that browse OcUk at night*

 

[RiPz]

go to the toilet.

 

[OllyM]

Have your brain removed... oh wait.

 

[caff]

Chop your legs off.

 

[asim18]

Not eat anything + Excercise and poop. I've tried it, and lost about 2 KG.

 

[acevuk]

Gym, run, swim, cycle, sauna - rinse & repeat

 

[Phate]

Chop your legs off.

Without going under the knife?

 

[sven256]

sauna + black bin bag. Should do quite nicely

It's the way most boxers, mma fighters etc cut to make a fight weight.

Although they may use a properly designed suit.

 

[Voltar]

drink a bottle of laxative
shave off all the hair on your body
spread some mustard on your nuts
walk around with no/minimal clothing

 

[bum]

dehydrate yourself. that'll remove at least 3kg-5kg from your body depends on the serverness of dehydration.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Without going under the knife?

Jump in a tree shredder.

 

[gareth.e]

Jump in a tree shredder.

And to think I was going to say explosives..

But no seriously.. Get up have some milk for breaky to stop a potential stomach ache and then hit the gym..

 

[Cybermyk]

Fight Club.... but don't tell anyone I told ya.

 

[Andy100]

24hr dance party
Guaranteed weight loss.

 

[Deadly Ferret]

Sauna.

 

[moogie]

invent anti mavity boots

 

[Welshy]

Take a load of laxatives

 

[SoundsGood]

test

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[TurnipHead]

This reminded me of an episode of Kenny Vs Spenny

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2qyZltEF9P8 - Part 1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw8wcnVkO-0 - Part 2
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kLs2x6yTDOU - Part 3

I think it was done over 3 days.

 

[romperstomper]

woops