Poll: Jack Bauer Vs. Jason Bourne

[muttclugg]

- WWE Cage style match (first to draw blood or last man standing rules....what ever comes first)
- No Firearms, Light Sabers, Ballons on sticks
- No guest appearence by Chuck Norris/Mr. T/The Incredible Hulk or Reg Hollis from the Bill

Who's going to win? My vote is with Mr. Bourne.

Discuss

 

[Ben M]

in

 

[Kristoph]

Neither man exists.

/thread

 

[Chimerical]

Jack Bauer fails at everything.

 

[Nymins]

Hopefully neither come out alive tbh

 

[arknor]

bourne would beat his ass down!

 

[Gilly]

Bourne doesn't use a handbag.

It's a balloon.

 

[muttclugg]

Neither man exists.

/thread

They are on the Internet!! Course they are real

 

[Col_M]

Bourne would win, he was "programmed" to be a killing machine. No idea about the other guy.

 

[Azza]

Who and who?

 

[Greenlizard0]

Bourne if this is serious. I can't stand Jack Bauer.

 

[antijoke]

Bauer.

 

[eXor]

I may have said Jack.... before I watched Redemption.

Bourne all the way.

 

[Shimmy]

Even though neither exist, Bourne would win with ease.

Just realised how pointless this thread is, might as well be a super hero vs thread.

 

[Sanguinnus]

bourne easily

 

[Locke]

Jack Bauer easily.

 

[Sawell]

That's easy.

 

[NightSt@lk3r]

Bauer takes 24 hours to do anything, Bourne gets it done in seconds.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Wrestling is fake.

/End thread

 

[Grimley]

Given that Bourne is a Martial Arts expert - Bourne for the win.