Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse

Rybo89 · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:16

Thats a man in drag i tell theeee

mp260767 · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:16

whats the poor horse done to upset you enough to compare it to SJP ?

now if u'de posted the horses back end i could understand it

peterattheboro · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:16

mp260767 said:
whats the poor horse done to upset you enough to compare it to SJP ?

now if u'de posted the horses back end i could understand it

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:23

One of the ugliest and crappest actresses around. How she gets work I don't want to know.

willhub · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:24

platypus said:
One of the ugliest and crappest actresses around. How she gets work I don't want to know.

She has to bribe the directors with money and other things.

Knubje · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:25

[Father Ted]

My lovely horse,
running through the field.
Where are you going,
with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
and ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day,
and bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse,
you’re a pony no more.
Running around with a man on your back,
like a train in the night
like a train in the night

[/Father Ted]

panthro · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:25

I agree. I also despise the show and everything associated with it.

reflux · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:26

Saw the thread title and was like "wtf", that is epic lulz!

Moogman · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:27

Nope, can't stand her. I just don't see what all the fuss is about. Her bloody voice drive's me up the wall. Sex and the city is a no no for me at all costs. The make-up add's where they pan in on her horse like face is enough to make small children cry.

Her husband/boyfriend/lover/s must have to put a bag on her head and tell her not to utter a single word.

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:27

willhub said:
She has to bribe the directors with money and other things.

Thats the part I dont want to know about. Imagine looking down to see that between your legs :/.

gillywibble · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:30

krooton said:
Her face looks like a foot

Give or take an inch.

Sh3rlock · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:30

Its true, she does look like a horse.

You would have thought, with all that money, she would have had that thing removed from her chin.

peterattheboro · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:33

platypus said:
Thats the part I dont want to know about. Imagine looking down to see that between your legs :/.

I immediatley thought of....

freak2002 · 16 Jan 2009 at 13:41

krooton said:
Her face looks like a foot

Beat me to it!

Also from family guy -

"You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done"

The Dread Pirate · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:10

Johno please? · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:13

freak2002 said:
Beat me to it!

Also from family guy -

"You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done"

lmao, I was just thinking of that line, I cracked up when he said that, its so true.

Marf · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:18

Do. Not. Want.

[Clarkson]
face like a boiled horse
[/Clarkson]

Chimerical · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:34

Marf said:
Do. Not. Want.

[Clarkson]
face like a boiled horse
[/Clarkson]

Jeremy Clarkson is hardly one to talk.

Marf · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:36

True enough, but he's bang on the money with Sarah Jessica Horseface.

Chimerical · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:42

Marf said:
True enough, but he's bang on the money with Sarah Jessica Horseface.

I dunno, assuming she's had no plastic surgery done, she's better looking then most women her age.

Here's a (tiny) image of her in Honeymoon in Vegas when she was like 20:

Looks good enough.

I understand how Sex and the City is annoying, with its endless obsession with shoes and stupidly expensive clothes but, I dunno, I think people hate SJP for reasons other than her looks.